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Bark Ranger – Talking dog battles creeps!

Once again, a talking dog will save the day and defeat thieves with Bark Ranger! Yes, I’ve found yet another “talking dog home alone” film, except it takes place in the woods. Which is home to animals, thus home alone! Now, if you own a talking dog, why are you searching for gold mines instead of minting gold with YouTube superstardom? Freaking kids…

Anyway, we got a talking dog, we got bumbling thieves, we got thieves in a truck trying to run down kids and a dog. It’s got something for everyone! Bark Ranger is going to be directed by Geoff Anderson, who directed Vampire Dog and Step Dogs, and written by Jason Delaney, who I can’t find any prior credits for.

Hopefully the dog wears the hat in the film. Maybe he even battles with a bear over picnic baskets! Then I hope Bark Ranger gives an impassioned speech about preserving the nation’s natural wonders that brings tears to the eyes of the bumbling thieves.

Bumbling thieves stranded in the wilderness when their getaway van craps out, are discovered by a pair of goldmine seeking kids and their rambunctious talking Golden Retriever. The thieves try and snatch the kids, but are fended off by the heroic dog. The kids lead the thieves into the gold mine and escape through a narrow vent shaft, and then try and make their escape by bike. But the thieves are soon after them in their truck and a crazy chase ensues. But the kids have a plan which leads to an epic showdown.

via Trilight

Bark Ranger