Thew new review is yet another Taiwanese kaiju film, The Boy and a Magic Box. This one is packed with a whole host of crazy monsters. Including the craziest monster of them all, another annoying kid. but besides that horrible beast, we got three-headed dragons, monkey bird guys, Monkey King, three-eyed dudes, a Triceratops-ish monster, a flame-breathing T-Rex with kung fu weapons, and a three-headed six-armed awesome monster. Complete with loads of clips and pictures, read it today!
The Mysterious Death of the Nisour Square Trial
ALI KHALAF SALMAN: [translated] But when he turned his face towards traffic, he heard this woman crying, “My son! My son!” And then he ran into that direction, and he saw her son, who was a medical student. He was all covered in blood. He said he went—when he heard the woman crying, he went towards that direction, and he tried to help the medical student who was covered in blood, help him out of the car. But the mother inside was holding tight to her son. And he raised his hand to stop—
SUSAN BURKE: Stop the shooting.
ALI KHALAF SALMAN: [translated] Stop the shooting. He was telling them, “Don’t shoot, please.” He said, while he raised his hand and asking them not to shoot, this time the man in the fourth car shot the mother dead. A machine gun. He said, the car was number four in line. And then, when the person in car number four, a security man, started shooting, he shot the mother dead. And the cars in front of this car, the civilian cars, actually, they spread around to the sides. I think they were scared.
And he said the doctor’s car was an automatic car. Because he died behind the wheel, the car started moving by itself, because it was an automatic car, towards the square. And at this moment, they started shooting the car with big machine guns, and the car exploded.
There’s more, but I think you get the idea. The Army, the FBI, and Iraqi investigators all concluded that at least fourteen were completely unprovoked. The other three didn’t actually pose a threat and nobody but the Blackwater employees was armed, but they’re allowed a great deal of leeway on opening fire on things. Additionally, a former Blackwater employee gave some disturbing sworn testimony about possible motives for the shootings. The prosecution stated:
In addition to verbal expressions of hatred towards Iraqi civilians, the defendants engaged in unprovoked and aggressive behavior toward unarmed Iraqi civilians in Baghdad. In so doing, the defendants routinely acted in disregard of the use of force policies that they were required to follow as a condition of their employment as Blackwater guards.
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This evidence tends to establish that the defendants fired at innocent Iraqis not because they actually believed that they were in imminent danger of serious bodily injury and actually believed that they had no alternative to the use of deadly force, but rather that they fired at innocent Iraqi civilians because of their hostility toward Iraqis and their grave indifference to the harm that their actions would cause.
So how did the charges get dismissed? They had immunity before the trial even began. They were “compelled” to make sworn statements that included the language: “I further understand that neither my statements nor any information or evidence gained by reason of my statements can be used against me in a criminal proceeding,” effectively turning the Fifth Amendment on its head. To further ensure that there would be no convictions, higher-ups in the State Department went to extraordinary lengths to taint the evidence with these statements. This is how military law expert Scott Horton described it:
What the State Department has done in this case is inconsistent with proper law enforcement standards. It is likely to undermine an ultimate prosecution, if not make it impossible. In this sense, the objective of the State Department in doing this is exposed to question. It seems less to be to collect the facts than to immunize Blackwater and its employees. By purporting to grant immunity, the State Department draws itself more deeply into the wrongdoing and adopts a posture vis-a-vis Blackwater that appears downright conspiratorial.
The State Department Inspector General at the time was a guy named Howard Krongard who’s brother “Buzzy” Krongard was the former number three at the CIA and, at the time of this investigation, was on the advisory board of Blackwater. Howard Krongard ended up having to testify before a House oversight committee regarding his role in sabotaging investigations against a number of contractors, including Blackwater:
According to a letter, a federal prosecutor asked Krongard’s investigators to assist in the probe of the security contractor, but Krongard sent an e-mail to a senior staff member directing the assistance to “stop IMMEDIATELY” and to wait until he spoke to the prosecutor.
After weeks of delay, [Committee Chair Henry] Waxman said, Krongard asked someone on his media relations staff _ not an investigator _ to assist the federal prosecutors. “This unorthodox arrangement has reportedly impeded the investigation,” Waxman said.
POGO noted an entire network of shady individuals connected to Blackwater and “Buzzy” Krongard including Joseph E. Schmittz, a former DoD Inspector General who was forced to resign in disgrace following similar wrongdoings. Conspiratorial indeed.
This isn’t something that you would think could be turned into a partisan issue, and indeed, John McCain made a plea to the DoJ to appeal the ruling on his recent visit to Iraq. Freep had a much different reaction, with one poster going so far as to suggest that Blackwater be put, “in charge of airport and airline security instead of Joe Isuzu Obama and Janet ‘Barney Fife’ Napolitano?”
New Review – Princess of Mars
The Asylum’s D2DVD mockbuster Princess of Mars comes home to TarsTarkas.NET. We got Traci Lords, rubber masks, bad acting, cgi spiders, Tars Tarkas, high-hopping, flying cars, and a white guy swordfighting an arab dude over a blonde woman. Complete with loads of pics and video clips, read it today!
New Review – Flyer of Young Prodigal
The new review is Flyer of Young Prodigal, a Taiwanese fantasy film involving a flying kid and dinosaurs. And just when you think that sounds familiar, it is, but this is a totally different movie with a kid who is even younger and more annoying! Complete with guys turning into dragons, midgets, fake alligators, nameless main characters, people walking on rainbows, Pac-Man sound effects, fire demons, hopping vampires, and magic weapons. Complete with loads of pics and clips, read it today!
Keywords From Hell!
sexy knife throwing in stomach of a naked female – Thank goodness he specified the knife thrown into a naked female stomach had to be sexy! Because there is so much un-sexy knife throwing into stomachs of naked females out there…
has miley cyrus peed in a swimming pool – I don’t even want to know if this is a sick fetish (as it probably is) or just some kid.
highly naked indian actress ready to show her wet dress – How can you be highly naked and still have a wet dress? Is the wet dress a side accessory she takes out of a drawer to show off?
hogtied victims of evil minds – This guy searches for this term EVERY DAY!
men pinnes stocks in girls ragina – Is Trig Palin looking for internet porn?
short stories of young girls turned into sex mad sluts. – Make sure the stories aren’t too long, because I got to check my facebook later…
whats the name of the movie that this group all have sex with eachother? – There is only one orgy movie, but I refuse to tell you the name because I’m a jerk!
hairy thai fannies – Obviously they’re looking for information on opening a wax hair removal store in Thailand…
what happened to the good ways – All those ways were lost in time, like tears in the rain
to have something unknown as friend but he is as enemy – I would not suggest making friends with unknown creatures, because they are probably demons who want to eat your soul. Also your neighbor is a demon who wants to eat your soul, so stay away from them as well.
i cannot read – I beg to differ
killing cows id for autobots – Those damn Autobots, always anonymously killing cows!
can i watch bratz babyz the movie from top to bottom on movie with the 4 of the little girls onile on movie that is the 1 iam talking about. – No, I’m sorry, you were a bad girl this year and all youget is a lump of coal.
That’s the worst for now, but as the search engine terms keep coming, we’re gonna have more Keywords From Hell soon enough!
New Review – Nobody's Perfect
The new review is Nobody’s Perfect, a Cantonese comedy from 2008 that I have been too lazy to put up for months and months. Laziness=cured. Not really, because this was easier than the other reviews I was prepping, which will hopefully be the next ones up. Enough of that, back to the film. We got Cookies, mind-switching, lessons learned, cameos, and Hong Kong gossip. Complete with clip and pictures. Read it today!