Spring Breakers are bad girls doing it well

Spring Breakers

[adrotate banner=”1″]One film that has been burning up the charts (the Internet charts, on the Internet!) is Spring Breakers, largely because it features several former Disney pop princesses turning bad girl and robbing a bank, in addition to James Franco being completely nuts. James Franco is basically playing MTV reality star Riff Raff, who says

“I sent him a few things. But all you gotta do [to see how I dress] is search through my videos. I got a pretty distinct style, with the braids, the jewelry.”

The plot:

Brit, Candy, Cotty, and Faith have been best friends since grade school. They live together in a boring college dorm and are hungry for adventure. All they have to do is save enough money for spring break to get their shot at having some real fun. A serendipitous encounter with rapper “Alien” promises to provide the girls with all the thrill and excitement they could hope for. With the encouragement of their new friend, it soon becomes unclear how far the girls are willing to go to experience a spring break they will never forget.

Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, and Rachel Korine play the law-breaking foursome.

Spring Breakers is written and directed by Harmony Korine (of Kids and Trash Humpers fame.) Those I know who saw it during one of the festival screenings raved. In fact, I’ve not seen a single negative review yet, and this is one of those films where if it was bad it would become a critical train wreck very fast.

The soundtrack is currently streaming.
The Red Band Spring Breakers trailer is here.

And below is a collection of publicity photos and posters for Spring Breakers. It opens wide March 22. Just in time for Spring Break!!!!!

Lady Gaga?? – I am shocked to find stunt casting happening in Machete Kills!

[adrotate banner=”1″]What in the name of Lindsay Lohan is going on? Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills is racking up a large number of stunt cast members! The latest announcement is Lady Gaga as La Chameleon, which is Spanish for The Chameleon. Yep, 6 years of Spanish totally paid off! Maybe she works for President Charlie Sheen, or Amber Heard, or Sofía Vergara, or Mel Gibson, or Vanessa Hudgens? All legitimately cast in a non-stunt manner!

Lady Gaga Machete Kills

Sucker Punch

[adrotate banner=”1″]Zach Snyder’s upcoming flick that isn’t Superman is Sucker Punch, a crazy fantasy fest that looks like it is a festival for the eyes. That’s assuming we get more fantasy sequences than reality, but who knows? Set in Vermont during the 1950s, a young woman named Babydoll is thrown into a mental institution by her abusive father, and must escape with some of her fellow inmates before she gets lobotomized. Babydoll sees the world as a series of fantasy sequences, which will be the only reason to see the film. Starring Emily Browning (A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Uninvited) as Babydoll, Jena Malone (Donnie Darko, Saved!) as Rocket, Jamie Chung (Dragonball Evolution, drunk driving) as Amber, Vanessa Hudgens (High School Musical, naughty self-photos) as Blondie, and Abbie Cornish (Bright Star) as Sweet Pea.

Hopefully it will be awesome. Hopefully…

Official Site

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Beastly

[adrotate banner=”1″]Beastly is a Beauty and the Beast knockoff with Vanessa Hudgens (not taking naked pictures of herself for once), one of the Olsen twins (not sure which), some dude, and blind Neil Patrick Harris. The jock character learns that true beauty is within as he tried to make one of the hottest girls ever love him. Wait a minute…

Also, you are ugly if you are bald, have tribal tattoos on your face, and otherwise have no bad looks. Speaking of ugly, the film is looking so ugly they bumped it to NEXT YEAR! And why? Because Vanessa Hudgens’s man Zac Efron has his own flick that comes out July 30th that was more important/better.

Maybe if this film was a musical!

Vanessa Hudgens NAKED???

[adrotate banner=”1″]That already happened (Google “Vanessa Hudgens naked” or practically any celebrity and that photo will turn up, it must be the most available nude photo on the internet) but the “big” news is she will get all naked again for some 1950s stripper hooker action movie called Sucker Punch, directed by the dude who directed Watchmen and 300. And she swears. But besides that, I am betting she will just be PG-13 “naked” and the rest is all hype. Plus, with Zach Snyder directing, half of the film will be slow-mo action sequences.

vanessa hudgens naked

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