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Links killed the dinosaurs!

You can’t trust links, they kill everything…

**Movie critic told not to review films with strong female leads. Skip most of this rambling blog and scroll down to read the email from the guy.

snow white and the huntsman is trash. moral garbage. a lot of fuzzy feminist thinking and pandering to creepy hollywood mores produced by metrosexual imbeciles.

I don’t want to publish reviews of films where women are alpha and men are beta.

where women are heroes and villains and men are just lesser versions or shadows of females.

i believe in manliness.

**There’s gonna be a Johnny Carson biopic! John McLaughlin will write, Tom Thayer will produce and it’s going to be based off of the biography Carson The Magnificent: An Intimate Portrait by Bill Zehme book.

**Triplets has a writer! You know Triplets, the sequel to Twins, which starred Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito as brothers, that will incorporate Eddie Murphy as a third brother. Somehow. We thought it was a joke but now Josh Gad (Book of Mormon) and Ryan Dixon are collecting a paycheck to write a script, so the joke is on us. I hope they continue the tradition of having the villain get hundreds of feet of chains dropped on his head.

**I’m still not going to report Episode VII director rumors until one is confirmed, because anything else is pointless garbage.
Bloom County Star Wars

**Dino Time 3D is a real movie opening soon!

**Support the Cultural Gutter‘s IndieGoGo or be destroyed! The Cultural Gutter lost their grant and need some $$$ to keep the lights on!

**Clown Dad.

**TarsTarkas.NET is too popular and has outgrown our shared hosting, so soon we’ll be switching to a VPS, as soon as I figure out what the heck to do to make that happen. Until then, we have to run in a crippled mode to not set off the wrath of our webhost and get suspended again.

**FourDK has become a Man Chased by a UFO!

**Can’t Stop the Movies takes Lincoln to the theater!

**3 Guys battle Piranha!

**TheVern needs to Step Up! 3D!

Until next time everyone, remember to walk the dinosaur!

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - November 20, 2012 at 1:34 pm

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Schwarzenegger, DeVito, and Murphy are Triplets

Mega Triplets! Remember that movie Twins? With Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito? It was funny, it was okay, it had a guy crushed by miles of chains falling on his head. They were brothers, yet they looked different. Total wacky! Let’s forget they later made a movie where Schwarzenegger was preggers. Now, 25 years later…It’s time for the Twins…to be Triplets! Yes, there was a brother from another mother, and he’s a brother…Eddie Murphy! Doesn’t this sound like a movie you would watch? Why are you shaking your head? You know you will watch this. I’ll strap you to the chair if I have too. Hey, get back here! I can chase you down! You can’t escape, you’re watching this! I’ve run marathons, you can’t runaway from Triplets!!!!!!

via THR

Twins

Whizzing away, just like this movie.... (alternative caption: "My back teeth are floating!")

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - March 29, 2012 at 11:51 pm

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