Wingnut Web – FoxNation's Welfare Ridden Pieces of Ship Edition

[adrotate banner=”1″]FoxNation.com has a history of having article titles that are worded specifically to get angry commentors. They have it down to a science. One of the worst things they do is racebaiting article titles. Designed specifically to anger their old white people demographic. One of such articles was about a schoolbus incident where two black students beat up a white student. Despite it not being related to race, everyone just said it was as an excuse to call black people horrible names. And FoxNation.com did the brave thing of approving all the racist comments! Hooray for FoxNation.com, endorsers of racism. You will easily spot where the comments from that article start. This is part 1 of 2, as FoxNation.com decided to go so totally race crazy it had to be split up to keep your sanity in check.

What kind of rancid, wretched soul? Sarah herself!
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All journalists are depraved sexual fiends. Even John Stossel!
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jamiej thinks Sarah Palin sneezing is part of her “master plan”
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JAC fantasizes about Sarah Palin literally ripping liberals to shreds, but at least he ain’t a depraved sexual fiend!
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Those IDIOTS resort to namecalling. Idiots!
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If Rot Kind’s son knew his dad posted on FoxNation.com, he would run away crying.
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Son of a single mother Barack Obama is not a self-made man, unlike George W Bush! Woooo!!
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And yet his post is anything but…
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I am so sure your grandson said this….
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Our goal is to rule the world…whoops! He’s on to us!
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Not a Pinko thinks life is a Guinness Commercial!
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slaphappypappy’s comment APPROVED by FoxNation.com Moderation!
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Uh…..I disagree?
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13 up and calls for picking your race war side. APPROVED by FoxNation.com moderation.
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Black people are MAGGOTS!
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ledbythenose calls for a race war because of Kanye West. Kanye West, people.
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PATRIOT STORM wants whites to kill black political leaders so he can act smug. No other reason but just so he can act smug.
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markG shaves his head every ten minutes.
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infantrydog can’t spell but he is the master race
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mara123 couldn’t possibly be bothered to figure out if there is some sort of historic reason for a black/white divide. So it must not exist.
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Racist be is still posting on FoxNation.com months after we first posted some of his racism, now he thinks we are months away from a racial civil war.
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Black people are making us hang them from trees!
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Another goosestepping FoxNation.com poster
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No, it was about slavery.
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The race war on FoxNation.com continues tomorrow! Remember the Knights Templar!

Wingnut Web – Brainwashing Children for Fun and Profit Edition

[adrotate banner=”1″]Barack Obama’s gonna brainwash your kids! On September 8, Barack Obama plans to give a televizes speech to schoolchildren broadcast into schools. This might seem like something harmless, maybe a fun diversion from listening to your teacher talk about the Pilgrims for the 1000th time (will school history classes ever reach WW2?) or at worst, a waste of an hour where kids didn’t get to learn any algebra. But some parents find something sinister in the president of the United States wanting to speak to schoolchildren. They think it is a brainwashing attempt to indoctrinate their children into Hitler youth Brownshirt programs. You might think I am making this up, but I am not. You cannot write this stuff, the Wingnuts have taken crazy to a whole other level!

I mean, what other presidents have addressed schoolchildren? Sure, George H. W. Bush had a speech for kids where he ptiched his education plan in 1992 (that would be when he was running for reelection!)

And terrible president Ronald Reagan addressed children to talk about taxes, God, and gun laws…

PRESIDENT REAGAN: Well, thank you very much. Please, be seated. You know, this is a real treat for me, having you here, and to have in a little while the chance to answer some of your questions. Let me also offer a special hello to those of you who are watching on C-Span, or the Instructional Television Network. Thank you for inviting us into your home or your school today …

And that is a vision that goes beyond economics and politics, it’s also a moral vision, grounded in the reverence and faith of those who believe that with God’s help, they could create a free and democratic nation …

Because you see, the taxes can be such a penalty on people that there’s no incentive for them to prosper and to earn more and so forth because they have to give so much to the government …

There was talk about having a gun ban in California. It didn’t go through. But I got a letter from a man in San Quentin Prison. And from the prison he wrote me the letter to tell me he was in there for burglary, he was a burglar. And he said, “I just want you to know that if that law goes through, here in San Quentin there will be celebrating throughout the day and night by all the burglars who are in prison.”

Let’s never forget President George W. Bush was reading to kids when plans were slamming into the World Trade Center. But none of that matters because none of those presidents were Marxist Communist Socialist Nazi Muslim African Liberals like B. Hussein Obama!

Resistnet.com leads the charge to yank the kids out of school! Follow the lead of some lady who types in all caps!
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Let’s all die on hills or something!
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Obama’s secret distraction EXPOSED!
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NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS!
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I’d only support guys who were nailing their slaves to talk on TV (and if they did, they would be zombies and would eat kat 1776’s non-existent brains)
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A typical theFoxNation.com response…
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FoxNews.com let’s us know Liberals are the Real Racists!
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mara123 can spot a Hitler a mile away!
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nysportsfan (who lives in Texas for some reason) harassed her school principal with all caps emails until he was powerless to resist her
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If the President drops below 50 mph, he will explode!
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Seriously, liberals, why are you all horrible and want us to die?
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Obamazz totally hates the Jews.
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A speech so secret none shall hear it!
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holypig would be the first person killed in Civil War II when he has a heart attack after walking to his gun cabinet.
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He stepped over all these lines, like he was President or something!
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tonyd2012 is yet another guy living the delusion that suddenly America will “wake up” and throw out these liberals and become True Conservative America!
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Misogyny, in my FoxNews.com?
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My kid won’t be learning no Spanish! And I’ll just ignore the fact my seven year old has more brains that I ever will!
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Neither to most homeschoolers! Let’s yank their kids according to this guy!
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Pray for God to smash babies’ heads against rocks. That’s Christian love for you!
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The era of cheap internet has also lead to microsites popping up speaking out against the presidential address. Hall Pass On That is one such site…
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Not the Ragime! I would demand Spell Check first!
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We will brainwash our own kids, thank you very much!
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We pay for it, so I should get MY WAY only! Waaaah!
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Barack Obama, born to a father who abandoned him and forced to live with his grandparents because his mother had not enough money to take care of him, who attended schools on scholarships, was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. But George W. Bush, millionaire’s son, was a man of the people!
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Barack Obama will harm your children and expose himself.
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So the site took it upon itself to write their own worksheet for the speech!
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Let’s take a look…

Question all authority, but never question Mommy! (and NEVER question Republican presidents!)
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Liberals, just draw pictures because none of you can write…
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Let’s discuss the main ideas of the speech, these things I made up!
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And HallPassOnThis is not the only site! Don’t these people have jobs? Oh, wait, George W. Bush took care of that problem!
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Wingnut Web must end again, but we’ll soon be back, and with more brainwashed children. Remember, when you brainwash, to use cold water or you will end up shrinking the brain.

Wingnut Web – Not a Finger! Edition

[adrotate banner=”1″]So the healthcare debate has caused emotions to run hot and heavy on both sides. From the Republicans recruiting angry mobs to storm townhall meetings and screech and hollar, to the fact that many of said Republican mobs are on Medicare/Medicade/VA benefits/other government services, the whole health care debate is a giant mess. This is punctuated by Barack Obama’s idiotic giveaway to the pharmaceutical industry and his wishy-washy lack of support of a public option, without with any meaningful healthcare reform is impossible. But as progressives slowly force Obama to not be a centrist dirtbag, the conservatives mobs are getting more restless. From gun-toting attention seekers outside presidential speeches to guys ripping up posters of Rosa Parks, things were coming to a head. And one event turned to violence of a media frenzy kind, as an altercation left one man missing a finger!

William J. Rice not only threw the first punch at the rally in Thousand Oaks, CA, but went to the hospital after getting his pinky bitten off thanks to Medicare. Then he showed up on FoxNews for Neil Cavuto and a very bizarre interview. Sadly, there is no video of the actual fight, which would answer a lot of questions (and quell some of the Right’s arguments that it was unprovoked finger biting despite Rice admitting he punched first) The biter remains at large.

Let’s look at some reactions around the internet. First up is FoxNews.com:

holy pig is an expert on cannibalism
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wixxx knows that unions are responsible for horrible things, like 40 hour work weeks, weekends, vacation pay, sick leave…
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Obama is making me hate America!
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FoxNation.com takes a bite!

Those THUGS have to resort to name calling!
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Fingers, huh? How ironic!
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Who, indeed?
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Kenyans bite fingers!
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FreeRepublic weighs in…

It surely does, somehow…
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Because he went to the hospital, healthcare is a-ok! (the government run healthcare the guy had!)
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meloncholy is speaking in such deep cover code that even he has no idea what he is saying.
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Yeah, only black people would bite fingers! (NOTE: the biter is white)
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Obama bites off people’s fingers after sitting in church, got it!
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Wah! I can’t troll some other blog anymore! Waaah!
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Imagine these posts with about 9 million more where macho keyboard warriors declare they wouldn’t get their fingers bitten off, but would beat up the liberal without breaking a sweat, and that’s what it looks like from the right. Wingnut Web will be back, soon, as Obama will be brainwashing America’s children on September 8th, and only a few brave Wingnuts will stand up and yank their kids out of school so they don’t have to see a scary black man talk.

Wingnut Web – I'm STILL NOT Lovin' It! Edition

[adrotate banner=”1″]foxnation.com left their article about 365Black.com open all weekend and it collected many many many more racist statements, all 100% approved by the FoxNation.com moderators! Just imagine what didn’t get through! If you want to read the first part, it is here, and we got plenty of the same. Don’t worry, FoxNation.com will continue to keep putting up story after story that encourages their angry old white guy posters to continue to post whatever terrible bile leaks out of their tiny tiny brains. Thus, giving us more material than we can ever handle. But that’s won’t mean we won’t try! Wingnut Web is a job that will never end. So let’s get started…

Gman blames the “coloreds” and Obama.
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FoxNation.com posters are dumb racists. But that doesn’t mean all dumb racists are FoxNation.com posters…
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A black guys shows up and is shocked, SHOCKED that there are conservative racists
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Another defender of racist comments declares “get out!” if you don’t like our racism!
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Sunny declares racism is over right now, and now it is racist
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I want you to get hit by a bus. A black bus.
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You heard it here first, 80% of all commercials are targeted to blacks.
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macgig is the White Sharpton, or wears sheets on his head that come to a sharp point. One of the other…
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Blacks just make us so racist! Damn you, black people!
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Somehow I don’t think McDonald’s will miss HD Rider’s business.
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I was brought up racist but am not racist except this BLACK WOMAN totally tried to get me to be racist
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JJ Abrams completely ruined Star Trek when he rebooted it.
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A voice of reason?
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Black people are all gang bangers anyway.
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HD Rider is still classy
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Because black people can’t speak English, see…
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Okay: McDonald’s White People website
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Clifford the big red dog hates the big bad blacks
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Black people never heard of belts!
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The thread is still open, so when more racism pops up and I’m not too bored, we might even get a parts 3!

Wingnut Web – I'm NOT Lovin' It! Edition

[adrotate banner=”1″]McDonald’s has a website set up focused on African-Americans, 365Black.com. They have had the website for a while, the blogs first seem to talk about it in May, and it looks like it showed up in February. It is just another extension of Black History Month with the mindset that every month should be Black History Month blah blah buy our stuff that other companies do, but it is not very subtle. It is not McDonald’s only ethnic website, there was also the dumbly named i-am-asian.com, which has been turned into Myinspirasion.com. Of course, that doesn’t stop the lovely pack of morons from thefoxnation.com to suddenly find out about 365Black.com today, and proceed to start posting all sorts of racist drivel. But, then, they are conservatives.

The blurb on the 365Black site states:

At McDonald’s, we believe that African-American culture and achievement should be celebrated 365 days a year — not just during Black History Month. That’s the idea behind 365Black.com. It’s a place where you can learn more about education, employment, career advancement and entrepreneurship opportunities, and meet real people whose lives have been touched by McDonald’s

.Black People (who are Black) keep mentioning they are Black!
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Real Life, the Weekly Standard, Real Harvard, Bob Karstens, Eminem, and White Men Can’t Jump
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I agree, Annabell, no discrimination!
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Annabell, I thought you were against discrimination?
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Annabell, you racist bitch! And Navy(Retired) hates going into places that employ negros
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Seriously, STFU Annabell
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David on the James River says “be racist or get out!”
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I will sue you in Fereral court, Annabell
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I thought McDonalds was all black people, not all Mexicans?
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I say HELL NO more Gregory H posts
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Only one man would dare give me the racist raspberry!
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If only the racism was out of the blue and not par for the course
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I wonder if there is some sort of historic reason for all of that, possibly one that you old idiots should have been around to witness in person?
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HAW HAW, because black people like…summer?
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Blacks are responsible for McDonald’s corporate policy.
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Any time you say “not racist”, it is.
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Got to my website, please please please? I got THREE visitors today!
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And here is an added bonus, thefoxnation.com members openly advocating taking up arms against the government! Keep in mind these posts made it through the strict moderation policy at thefoxntion.com!
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And that’s it for another round of Wingnut Web. As for me, I’m gonna order a Mighty Kids Meal. The toys rule.

Wingnut Web – thefoxnation.com Arrests You At Your House Edition

[adrotate banner=”1″]Black professor Henry Louis Gates Jr was arrested trying to break into his own home when locked out, in a story that is packed with racial tension. Obama was asked about the story in a press conference and gave his thoughts, which has enraged the old angry white conservatives from thefoxnation.com, who took a break from making racist comments to make racist comments specifically about this issue! And here they are!

joebyblueyes is a shining example of the intelligent people on thefoxnation.com
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drunkenwolf is too drunk to remember any commandments
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I’m self-employed at this amazingly successful company, that’s why I waste all day posting ignorant comments on the web! HITLAR!!1
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LOL, cuz he’s black, right?
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Keep telling yourself that…
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Kevin shaves his head every hour on the hour
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Obama spends all day lynching whitey
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MawMaw1 is one of those conservatives who has all these conservative black friends that aren’t really conservatives but just learned to shut up about things around MawMaw1 because he is loudmouth and annoying
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Yes, Iran has everything to do with a black professor getting arrested at his own house.
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Black people don’t have standards. How dare these Balcks use the race card?
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Never apologize when you shoot an unarmed black guy in the back on BART!
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I know these people who went to college and are dumb, unlike me, who never went and now I have a great career posting on the internet!
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dfoi doesn’t know how HMOs work now
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Yes, what a good point, totally ignoring how states historically legislated race
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roguetea is the modern day e.e. cummings
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Damn uppity negroes need to know their place! (remember, comment APPROVED by foxnation screeners!)
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Cops who arrest blacks on site are more post-racial than these “uppity” negroes!
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This comment is the laughing stock of this comment
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Hey, it’s Buckwheat! Buckwheat! Look at that Buckwheat! Why do black people hate me?
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Obama burned a cross in this lady’s yard.
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Jenna is totally concerned about the Black youth of America
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Obama should totally listen to this nutjob!
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Obama wants riots. Right after he shirtlessly burns a cross and is uppity.
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Thank you, thefoxnation.com, for showing us why it will be a better world when all your commenters fall into a volcano. An uppity negro volcano.