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Cookie Monster IS Les Mousserables!

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Sesame Street brings us the latest Cookie Monster movie parody: Les Mousserables! I’m not a big Les Mis fan, but I’m sure all the theater fans will love it.
Jean Bon-Bon is a very sad French guy in pursuit of cookies in the streets of Paris. He must figure out a way to survive and help his fellow Parisians find cookies.

Jean Bon-Bon (Cookie Monster) both learns to identify other people’s feelings and how to take their feelings into consideration and share the wealth. I’m sure Fox News will be condemning this once they learn how to watch videos on their computer. Get it? Fox News is full of old people.

The video is pretty funny, and even has some nice Snuffleupagus-themed French Architecture, something someone needs to build immediately! It’s also a better film than the recent actual Les Misérables film, which was terrible because it was directed by someone who won an Oscar for Best Director and then promptly directed a film that looks worst than what I shot when I left the video camera on when it was in the camera bag. Tom Hooper almost invented an Oscar recall with this crap. Perhaps he should learn a thing or two from this video about learning about feelings.

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - March 10, 2014 at 1:27 pm

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Cookie Monster is The Biscotti Kid in Sesame Street’s Karate Kid spoof!

Cookie Monster continues his streak through the world of cinema with this take on The Karate Kid. In The Biscotti Kid, Cookie Monster must learn to listen properly in order to get the black and white cookie belt. Also there is a Karate Squid character, a whole song parody of The Glory of Love(!), and even callbacks to the chopstick scene. All in all, you can tell the writers really loved The Karate Kid and were happy to do this homage. And also take a dig at the remake! I continue to love the Sesame Street film parodies, because I am awesome and like awesome things. Don’t you want to be awesome? And you can even learn to listen, a skill far too many people have nowadays. Perhaps these parodies do just as much help on adults as they do on children…

Be the best around and watch The Biscotti Kid, and nothing’s ever gonna keep you down.*

Snacks on. Snacks off. Martial Arts Master takes on Cookie Monster as a student of Biscotti Karate. Can he train Cookie Monster to be…The Biscotti Kid? “Cookie’s Crumby Pictures,” is an all new segment on Sesame Street, teaching kids self-regulation and executive function skills.

*”nothing keeping you down” not guaranteed
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Posted by Tars Tarkas - March 4, 2014 at 6:39 am

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Sesame Street presents Life of Whoopie Pie

Sesame Street reveals their latest entry in their movie parody line, with a take on Life of Pi called Life of Whoopie Pie

Whoopie Pie and Cookie Monster are stranded in the middle of the ocean, but luckily they have a boat made of chocolate chip cookies they can try to row back to land in…a boat made of chocolate chip cookies?! Can Cookie Monster control himself and not eat the boat? Find out in Life of Whoopie Pie.

Yes, it is a tale of learning about controlling yourself. Something Cookie Monster obviously needs lessons in, even if he isn’t trapped in the ocean on a boat made out of cookies. The lessons learned will teach your children to not eat their own boats when they are trapped at sea, something that just might save their lives someday!

In other news, I really want a bunch of cookies! Good thing I can control myself (because nowhere nearby is selling cookies…)

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - January 8, 2014 at 1:18 pm

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Lord of the Crumbs has Sesame Street rule them all!

It’s time for more Sesame Street fun with their latest parody video, which knocks that darn Lord of the Rings down a few pegs! In Lord of the Crumbs, Cookie Monster is a monster named Gobble, and he must recreate the recipe for cookies using his memory! The video will teach you how to have patience, to use mnemonic devices to remember things, and that Mt. Doom was really just an oven. Like I always knew!

Legend speaks of a dessert unimaginably sweet and delicious, and when it was destroyed all that remained was the dessert’s powerful recipe. It remained in the hands of a monster named Gobble for a long time, but when it disappeared, all cookies on Monster Earth disappeared along with it. It is up to Cookie Monster to use his memory and remember the recipe in order to bake the cookies in the fires of Mount Crumb.

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - December 10, 2013 at 3:52 pm

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Cookie Monster eats to win in The Hungry Games: Catching Fur!

I keep telling you I am not lying when it comes to excuses to post Cookie Monster, and Sesame Street keeps delivering with awesome movie parodies!

Cookieness Evereat is back to play in the Hungry Games. Can Cookieness and her friends, Finnicky, Tick Tock Lady, and Pita escape from the poking monkeys and tickling winds? Find out in The Hungry Games: Catching Fur. May the cookies be ever in your flavor.

The Hungry Games: Catching Fur not only teaches children that YA literature is ripe for parody, but also important lessons about patterns. And also that you shouldn’t eat your friends. Eating clocks is apparently OK, so don’t try that at home, kids!

Cookie’s anguished cry upon hearing there will be yet another sequel is something I’ve been familiar with as people discuss the films in various internet forums. As I’m pro-Hunger Games, I find the annoyance amusing. Whoever wrote the parody has read the books, and Tick Tock Lady is a spot on Amanda Plummer. The best part of the movie is Cookie Monster is a girl and no one cares.

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - November 18, 2013 at 11:25 pm

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Sesame Street: Sons of Poetry

Sesame Street takes on Sons of Anarchy with Sons of Poetry. All we need now is Breaking Bad with Bert and Ernie…

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - August 5, 2013 at 10:23 pm

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