Along Came a Nanny to Hallmark Movies & Mysteries!

ALONG CAME A NANNY Hallmark Movies and Mysteries

90 minutes of the nanny cop figuring out who ripped the doll!

[adrotate banner=”1″]Hallmark doesn’t just have original movies on their own channel, they have a special Hallmark Movie Channel. Except not any more, because as of September 29th, Hallmark Movie Channel is now Hallmark Movies & Mysteries!

That move sort of makes sense, as Hallmark is positioning themselves to be a leading source of mystery made for tv movies, including popular adaptations of mystery books series. As there are literally a bajillion mystery books, many with their own themes and gimmicks, there is a potentially endless supply of sources for films, and that’s not counting the original movies. They go full force into promoing everything in their introduction video.

What looks like the first new mystery film is Along Came a Nanny, premiering on October 12th:

As a series of burglaries plague an upscale, gated community, handsome detective Mike Logan (Cameron Mathison) goes undercover as a nanny, infiltrating the neighborhood and investigating the crimes. When the Bannermans, a high maintenance family in need of domestic assistance, hire Mike as their nanny, he forms an unlikely bond with the Bannerman children (Valin Shinyei and Jena Skodje) and develops a crush on Jessie (Sarah Lancaster), a beautiful nanny who works nearby. Struggling in his new role, an overwhelmed Mike soon falls out of favor with the children, who sense they’re in less than capable hands. Meanwhile, tensions rise as Police Captain Frank Milano (Tom McBeath) grows frustrated with Mike for making little headway in solving the high profile case. Amid a scandalous mayoral election and a growing list of local crime suspects, will Mike bring the criminals to justice, while trying to win back the affection of the Bannerman children and the heart of fellow nanny Jessie?

An undercover cop nanny? It’s like those action vehicles stars take for a paycheck, but I bet it will be way less embarrassing for everyone involved. Will they use the word “Manny”? I will wager money on yes.

Along Came a Nanny is directed by Michael Scott (Lifetime’s Run for Your Life), and written by Gary Goldstein (a Hallmark regular, including the upcoming My Boyfriends’ Dogs)

I wish hallmark Movies & mysteries well, and look forward to a constant stream of crazy mystery movies!

via Hallmark Movies & Mysteries

Sexing the preacher leads to murder in The Preacher's Mistress on Lifetime!

[adrotate banner=”1″]Haven’t people learned by now not to have sex with married preachers, especially if you live in a Lifetime Channel movie? Obviously not, because The Preacher’s Mistress proves once again evil men are out to destroy you.

Gwen Griffith is a hard working, single mom struggling to make ends meet while taking online classes to get her insurance sales license. Her overbearing mother Ellen constantly attempts to set Gwen up with the sons of her friends. But between work, online studies and raising her precocious 7-year-old son Alex, Gwen doesn’t think she has time to find “Mr. Right.” That is until handsome, charming and successful Ed Baker jogs into her life and makes her think perhaps there is room for love. Gwen’s hopes for happily ever after crumble when Gwen discovers Ed is not only married with kids… but also the preacher of a popular church. When Ed’s heiress wife is murdered, Gwen find herself in the middle of a police investigation that forces her to face skeletons from her past, and fight for her freedom and custody of her son.

Gwen was happy…until she met a MAN!!!! Then doom and gloom happens. Will Gwen be able to escape okay and live with her son again? And will Gwen be safe when her son grows up to be an evil man? We may never know…

The twist here seems to be, not only is the preacher an adulterous (probable) murderer, but he had his affair entirely to frame the woman for the murder of his wife. This makes him pretty darn evil.

The Preacher’s Mistress stars Sarah Lancaster, Drew Waters, Natalia Cigliuti, Angela Rawna. It premieres Saturday, November 2nd on Lifetime! Make sure you skip out on your regular preacher sex sessions and catch it!

via Lifetime

The Preacher's mistress

The good book says to cheat on your wife early and often, like Jesus did!

The Preacher's mistress

No scarlet A, you just get an orange jumpsuit!