John Cusack is Rush Limbaugh in a big fat movie!

[adrotate banner=”1″]When I first saw this headline, I though @JohnCusackNews was leaking into reality. But, nope, this is a real thing, John Cusack is developing a Rush Limbaugh biopic called Rush through his production company and will be starring as the radio host. No real word on if Limbaugh is involved in any way. Though I think Limbaugh’s life story of radio host turned unofficial position decider for conservative politicians while embarking on four marriages, drug abuse, sex tourism, and saying some of the most awful things imaginable could make an interesting story, his hard-core dittoheads will be attempting to torpedo any movie unless it starred Rush himself. And even then, they’d blame the liberal media when it didn’t make a gazillion dollars at the box office, despite that not being a real number. You might have guessed I’m not a fan of that big fat idiot. Now, this film on the other hand, if it looks interesting, I’ll go see it, even though I can’t really picture Cusack as Limbaugh. So we will see…

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Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot

Haiti, disasters, and people worse than monsters…

[adrotate banner=”1″]The recent Haitian earthquake is a disaster of epic proportions. It is simply awful. But, some people just say completely horrible things. I don’t understand these people. They must be mentally ill. Or just fucking crazy. In any event, even in the worst of times, you will always have a right wing jackoff saying horrible things on the internet. Welcome to reality! So after you’ve donated to the Red Cross, read up on some things that will make you lose faith in humanity. REMEMBER TO DONATE FIRST, because some of you might not have the stomach to afterwards. You have been warned.

I will start this out with something I have never been able to truthfully say: The crazy posts you will see here are in the minority, and actually had a few people calling them out for being so damn awful. Not many, and not all, but some.

Haiti is literally hell on Earth!
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CBS faked Katrina for the epic ratings!
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cripplecreek shows up enough on the Wingnut Web we should offer him a salary…
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Hispaniola, home of the Sith!
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George Obama doesn’t care about non-black people!
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HA! Five people died, it’s hilarious!
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Why doesn’t God Earthquake the hell out of the Middle East? Does God worship Islam?
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See, this is why I told you to donate to the Red Cross first. Because now you know all that money went to Obama’s pockets! MuHAHAHAHAHAHA!! We got your money!
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God is really sort of a jerk…
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Haitians are the Original Welfare Queens!
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Haiti should just write a check to itself…
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This conspiracy of…something…totally proves Obama was born in Kenya!
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Haiti needs to bootstraps itself out of this earthquake.
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What the fuck?
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You can’t handle the secret horrors of Haitian Voodoo! I saw it on an episode of Heroes…
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I spit out my coffee in shock at your assertions that Haiti is a tragedy!
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Did hundreds of thousands of people die in that?
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As much fun as a few FR idiots are, you have to remember their inspiration has been screaming pretty much the same thing. First he bashes the island of Haiti:

After earthquake, Rush says Haiti produces “zilch, zero, nada,” asks when Obama will call for Aristide to be returned

Then he goes all racist on us!

Limbaugh: Obama will use Haiti to boost credibility with “light-skinned and dark-skinned black community in this country”

Granted, Pat Robertson probably has said the dumbest public comment when he said that the earthquake was because Haitians swore a pact to the devil.

But don’t worry, FreeRepublic, the worst comment I found about Haiti comes from our old favorite, ResistNet.com, where a guy actually wrote Haitian Earthquake fan-fiction to try to tickle your funny bone. leon lunsford is our Douchebag of the Day!
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This Week in Wingnuts – Tonight… We Are All Rush Limbaugh

[adrotate banner=”1″]Newt Gringrich was called a liberal. Seriously.

Orly Taitz Esq. Etc. was fined $20,000 in a hilarious episode where Judge Clay Land revealed one of her supporters wrote letters asserting Barack Obama was a space alien and challenged Judge Land to a “round of fisticuffs on the Courthouse Square,” to prove that the President is not human.

RedState.com’s Erick Erickson had enough of Senator Olympia Snowe, so he decided to mail her some rock salt and encourage his supporters of doing the same:

Olympia Snowe has sold out the country. Having been banished to our world after Aslan chased her out of Narnia, Snowe is intent on corrupting this place too.

So we should melt her.

What melts snow? Rock salt.

I’m going to ship this 5 pound bag of rock salt to her office in Maine. It’s only $3.00. You should join me.

It is a visible demonstration of our contempt for her. First she votes for the stimulus. Now this.

It’s time to melt Snowe. ORDER YOUR BAG HERE.

Yes, order stuff through our Amazon.com store in a vain protest!

More RedState as diarist tsquare posted the most unintentionally hilarious defense of Rush Limbaugh I’ve seen yet:

Earlier this evening, as most of you now know, one of our own, Rush Hudson Limbaugh, while taking withering fire, crashed and burned.

Tonight, Rush is no longer ‘just’ a radio personality.

Tonight, Rush is no longer ‘just’ a NFL owner denied

Tonight, Rush is us. And we are him.

Tonight Rush became the metaphor for all of us… every man woman and child in this great nation of ours.

The enemy of this great nation, the enemy of you and me, Rush’s enemy… those on the left, inside and outside of this nation abhor success… and when faced with it will destroy it… by any and all means possible.

We all have our dreams in life… such as they might be. Rush dreamed of being an owner in the NFL.

Tonight the left proved that they will stop at nothing to end our dreams. Our dreams of success and happiness devastate their need to dominate and control you and me… and well everything and everyone.

Chrysler bondholders

GM dealers

Bankers and stockbrokers

Small business owners

Medical Doctors

Oppressed people wanting freedom around the world

The left can not and will not allow anyone to realize their dreams

Tonight a light went out… a dream died… it died from political correctness

Tonight we are under withering fire, we on the right those in the middle,

Tonight our values are under withering fire, those thoughts ideas and dreams that made this great nation are under withering fire

Will your light of your dreams be next?

Will my dreams be next?

First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.

– Pastor Martin Niemöller

Tonight… We Are All Rush Limbaugh

A judge in Louisiana denied a marriage license to an interracial couple. As someone in an interracial marriage, go fuck yourself, Judge Keith Bardwell!

That’s this past week, have fun and Remember the Knights Templar!