Wingnut Web – Every French city is burning, every day and night.

[adrotate banner=”1″]So I was cruisin’ down the street in my 6-4, listening to a guy opine about how his shorty is a melody that constantly replays in his head and I realized I hadn’t stopped by Resistnet.com lately to see how their Patriotic Resistance to sanity, decency and common sense was going. So here is the low-down: They are still crazy! Shocking, I know. What is sad is I haven’t even posted literally hundreds of posts of crazy stuff, and yet each time I go there I find dozens of stuff. It’s like a never ending fountain of garbage! So let’s turn this trash into treasure and bring on the Wingnut Web!

Because nobody paid Resistnet to participate in this Tea Party!
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Real Patriots watch conventions that are actually giant scams
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Wait, I though Scott Brown was your new dreamboat, now you’re throwing him under his own truck?
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Just make up Sarah Palin returning the money if that makes you feel better, even though she’s spending it on shoes to crush little people like you beneath her heels with.
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Forget those guys, do stuff for us!
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McCain, You Got DUMPED!!!
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Melinda is completely nuts, but what do you expect from the Pray for Princess Palin Guy’s “wife” (aka his second third fourth account)
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Yes, it will be easier to take over the GOP than it will be to ignore one part of the Teabagger Union
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Marty McFly takes on Sarah Palin, Resistnet gets their panties in a bunch!
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No one believes the facts of Sarah Palin speaking only for money, except Marty
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We should all support Sarah Palin ripping off all of our money because of Free Markets!
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Henry’s Mom does not have it going on.
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Larry Braid is in the trenches every day! The trenches of claiming everyone is a fake patriot but him.
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Going Rogue (aka vomiting out conservative talking points while being an attractive female) paid millions, but whatever…
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If Sarah was VP, SusieL would be in a ditch, shanked in the back by Sarah Barracuda herself
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Sarah Palin’s star continues to get dimmer and dimmer…
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And here come the morons to defend Sarah Palin writing on her hand!
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Melinda is completely making crap up here, because facts are for losers!
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Henry’s Mom is perfectly okay with making Sarah Palin rich and keeping herself poor doing so!
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Henry’s Mom is also very knowledgeable about Anti-Sarah Palin trolls… Hmmmm…..
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Marty is burnt out on Palin, while Henry’s Mom repeats a lame joke
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Mindy fantasizes about having sex with the Orkin man…
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Henry’s Mom is obsessed with pee…
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Palin didn’t stutter when reading three words off of her hand, thus proving she should be president!
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Let’s just post our dirty laundry for everyone to see!
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Resistnet.com keeps it classy!
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Every French city is burning, every day and night.
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Your husband said to get off of the internet
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The Republicans were NEVER a third party because I declare it so!
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I have determined the secret of Glenn Beck: He is Lady Gaga!
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Hey, way to sound exactly like the guy who crashed his plane into an IRS building!
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Birthers rule, Truthers drool!
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In steps Beau Burdge, Truther extraordinaire, to go completely off the rails. Complete with bonus CSA avatar!
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Oh, you might be mistake about one or two things…
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Basically, if you write anything long on the internet, dozens of people will assume you are an expert and believe you without any evidence
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Enough indeed
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Gun Avatar Guy is very obsessed with Obama being shamed. Almost as if he has a black guy shaming fetish. So now we know what kind of gay porn AZ-concerned rents
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We end on some now deleted Truther craziness from our new favorite Truther!
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Resistnet.com will only get nuttier and nuttier.

Wingnut Web – The IRS are the REAL TERRORISTS Editon

[adrotate banner=”1″]So a crazy crazy dumbass named Andrew Joseph Stack III got mad because the IRS didn’t fall for his fake religion con and wanted money, so he burned down his house with his family still inside (they got out thankfully) and then crashed a plan into an IRS building. Seriously, he was crazy. And he posted a gigantic rant on the internet filled to the brim with crazy craziness. It looks like he killed two people with his crazy stunt. So what is the reaction of our favorite Wingnuts? Will they cheer on someone attacking the IRS? Or condemn the crazy guy for being crazy? Let’s find out….

It’s okay to kill people if they’re people I don’t like
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Killing innocent people? Hilarious! Hehehe….. Snort!
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Quoting this dude just because he has a giant Viking picture for a sig!
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Paying your fair share and funding infrastructure that makes America great is Terrorism!
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Bookie1066 – thinks killing 5000 people is a good idea. Also bonus crazy sig!
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Sancho Iligalo! Hilarious! You should write for Seinfeld!
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skimbell is happy because crazy people go crazy and he can sit at his computer and do nothing while pretending to be a “Patriot” while another moron declares the IRS is the real terrorists
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Let’s drop a bomb of crazy into this thread!
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Someone will cheer if people go Henry Bowman? Who is Henry Bowman? Only the main character of a novel Unintended Consequences (popular at gun shows!) where he spends the whole thing gunning down Government Employees. And this fucker will cheer them on. That’s a real terrorist! FreeRepublic.com chose to NOT delete this comment.
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Dead Corpse is another crazy mo-fo. He’s an OathKeeper and a 3%er, meaning he’s a paramilitary crazy frakface.
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And also desperate to overthrow the US government!
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Don’t insult my Texas Secession buddies!!!
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metmom is another one who hates the IRS and thinks anyone who doesn’t want to kill them is a terrorist sympathizer!
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Joe Stack is the GREATEST AMERICAN HERO WHO EVER LIVED! You only wish you were patriotic enough to burn down your own home while your family was inside! GI Joe has NOTHING on Joe Stack!
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First reply of the first thread about the plane hitting the building:
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Hurr!!!
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RoseofTexas thinks she’s living in Gotham City!
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Joe Stack was framed! 2-18 Trutherism!
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Everything that ever happens ever is a terrorist attack!
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They will cover up this crash and no one will acknowledge it happened!
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Bill 0’Reilly (notice the ZERO they used in his name so he can’t search on Google for them talking about him!) is in on the 2-18 conspiracy theory!
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Quick! Spin him away from us!
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Crashing into buildings will help us….somehow!
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If this guy knew about Obama, he’d crash planes into dozens of buildings!
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No, Holocaust Shooter James Wenneker von Brunn WAS a White Supremacist and he POSTED ON FREEREPUBLIC.COM!!!! What the frak??? FreeRepublic deleted all his posts! More here!
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If he did, it would just get deleted
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Let’s check in on how Joe Stack is getting spinned now:
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I see….

And what does Resistnet think of all this???
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Until next time….

Wingnut Web – Kangaroo court time on the web Edition

[adrotate banner=”1″]The cup of crazy runneth over at Resistnet.com. Thrill as Resistors call for violent overthrow of the government. Chill as the Resistors declare that speaking to Democrats is a traitorous action. Be dazzled as Resistnet turns on Sarah Palin. Watch in awe as Resistnet contracts a plague of nausea as Obama gives a speech. Complete with random multi-page rants by our new favorite crazy person, Melina. Plenty of old favorites including Gun Avatar Guy, John P., and the rest of the gang!

Gun Avatar Fuckwit #1 knows that Peaceful Resistance requires ZERO TOLERANCE and NO COMPROMISE!
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You heard it here first, Scott Brown will not be allowed to be elected senator.
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Pray against the marxist slims!
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I thought Jesus was about love, not total genocidal war…
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Tom Bergstand has respect for the dead
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How can I convince Democrats to become total crazies?
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Keep yelling crazy stuff and eventually they’ll go nuts!
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You want to try to convert people? Traitor! Death to those who wish to talk to others! My Gun avatar has spoken!
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And yet Larry & Stacy Braid can’t understand why someone wouldn’t want to be part of a group where a crazy chickenhawk fuck with guns will be screaming that they are traitors.
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The Progressives eat our country for breakfast!
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So God brainwashed America to vote for Democrats?
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The WTF? Award goes to…
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It’s a future 2010 Can’tidates entry!
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Stay classy, Resistnet.com!
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Spreme Court also threw out the spellcheck!
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So for those of you who don’t follow the Teabaggers, they HATE John McCain, and Sarah Palin announced she will help campaign with him for reelection. The Teabaggers flipped the frak out and started to turn on Sarah Palin for showing loyalty to the guy who put her on the national stage!

Gun Avatar Fuckwit #1 starts us out…
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Wanda sees through Sarah Palin now that she’s not the flavor of the month…
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RG seems unaware the Democrats that lost those elections were horrible candidates, and suffers from NY-23 amnesia
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Someone flipped Wanda’s crazy switch!
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Sarah, NOOOoooOOOoOOOOooOOO!!!!
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Wait, Mitt Romney is now the super-conservative choice?
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Melinda is deluded into thinking Sarah Palin reads Resistnet.com or has even heard of it.
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The DaVinci RINO code…
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Choose Your Own Adventure: Crazytown Express to Hell!
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Clear as inky mud!
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Melinda continues
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Obama winning an election is a war crime!
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JoanO sees Melinda’s wacky comments and joins the fun!
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Will you watch the State of the Union?
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Sick to stomach #1
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Hey, Confederate Flag Avatar!
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Sure, that will happen…
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A student of human nature
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Wall of text fun!
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How dare Obama try to make jobs?!?!?
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Sick to stomach #2 and #3 (plus others I didn’t bother to copy) along with a guy joking about how many people are getting sick!
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Sick to stomach #4 (bonus Onion action!)
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Sick to stomach #5, Sick to eyes #1
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Post-Turtle???
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Sick to stomach #6
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I am not sure of the point of this crazy fuck…
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Hey, I thought you Teabaggers were all for the Free Market? Now you want Big Government to spend your tax money on rockets to the moon?
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2010 Can'tidates – Ernest Huber

[adrotate banner=”1″]So we’re going to have a little fun as we enter the 2010 election season. TarsTarkas.NET will be profiling some of the minor candidates running for office, most of which have absolutely no chance of winning, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t awful.

First up is Ernest Huber – Official Site
Ernest is a Republican candidate for the 8th Congressional District in Washington State, trying to primary incumbent Rep. Dave Reichert, who is accused of being a RINO.

Let’s take a look at Ernest’s website:

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Looks like a standard right wing guy so far, with enough kids to get a TLC show, but then we go into the section of his website that is nothing but giant wall of text essays.

Ernest Huber actively believes Barack Obama is a grave threat to America and wants to break out the Red Scare witch hunts! And if you object, you must be guilty guilty guilty! Then I guess Ernest Huber won’t object to me going through his wife’s underwear drawer. Because if he does, he’s a commie!
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Ernest Huber thinks the entire point of the War on Terror is to just kill more of them than they kill of us. Like deaths are a score. So war is a video game. Who cares about lose of life or not hurting innocents or even having a war justified by facts, it is nothing except a giant scoreboard. Like Frogger. Hey, Napoleon Huber, what happens with the US and China each kill 300 million of the other side? They win, because we have nothing left.
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As a biologist, this is among the dumbest thing I have ever read about how speciation works. But good luck declaring war on nature, Ernest Huber. Bonus Al Gore is Evil action!
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One of several times Huber goes off on pedophilia and necrophilia and other things to try to smear gays. Squeaky wheels.
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What the frak? If you ever organize anything, you are a communist! Huber would be perfectly happy putting every Democrat into camps. Tell me more about how I am very bad, Huber!
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If you are gay, you are committing a hate crime! That’s a new one.
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Now, this is where it gets creepy. Just who is projected to be going into extinction by 2050? White America. Yes, white people. And not extinct, just a minority, but Huber is wrong about everything so why start now? Huber continues with talking about brown slaves and Mexican invaders in case you didn’t get his not-so-coded racism.
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Atheists, Communists, and Gamaliels, Oh My!
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Jesus loves you, but he also hates you.
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Lonely? It’s because of feminism. It’s also why you are metrosexual!
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I think the first thing that will happen to you on the floor will be getting arrested for trespassing what with you having no chance ever of getting elected.
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Huber is also so lazy he’s not even going to bother to do any work, requiring YOU to do all the work to get him elected! So get off your lazy butt, maggots!
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And Ernest Huber posts on Resistnet.com!

Here he is calling for the overthrow of the US government…
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Yeah, that will work…
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Thanks to the magic of the internet, we got lots more terrible can’tidates to profile, so until next time, remember that it’s your job to get this racist wackjob elected, as he’s too busy ranting on the internet to bother to campaign!

Wingnut Web – You are WHIMPS Edition

[adrotate banner=”1″]Hey, boys and girls! The secret word for the day is “COUP”! Not the chicken house, but what you do to the government when you kill them all and take over! Why is that the word of the day? Because Resistnet.com won’t shut the frak up about how they want to violently overthrow the government. Remember, they are the PEACEFUL resistance. I am sure the violent resistance probably already blew themselves up resisting each other. We got gun avatars, Admins fighting with posters, calls for the military to overthrow the government, gangups on people who think talking about coups isn’t what they should be doing, and America hating. Complete with several government employees who are itching to overthrow their very employers. Sigh…

Cowboy Jim starts us out with his patented gun avatar and crazy revolution talk, something I am sure no one else will be silly enough to also do…
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Wendy A hates jobs
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I just make up stories and make up being right about them!
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Only the guy sleeping outside Safeway who smells like a liquor store should be allowed to run for president
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What do Resistnet.com members think about the military overthrowing the US government?
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How dare you think that a coup might get us a worse leader! Traitor!
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Military men are the most honorable people ever, even Klingons aren’t as honorable! By the way, my avatar was pretty much wiped out by the military, but ditto!
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Obama is asking for it what with not agreeing with everything I believe in!
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That upset guy is awfully British for an American…
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Elections, smelections. Coup every day!
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Obama is going to coup us first!
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The military is a bunch of commies! Let the militias coup!
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The original Paul Revere warned of the Redcoats. The new Paul Revere wants the streets to run red with the blood of the innocent because his candidate lost an election.
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Hating America: Not just for Obama anymore!
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Another person living off government money who wants to destroy said government, causing her to then starve to death. Only in this country…
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Somewhere in a lonely hotel room
There’s a girl starting to realize
That eternal fate has turned his back on him…
It’s 2 AM
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More love for coups. That’s patriotic!
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Gun Avatar Guy II has never been in the military, btw.
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Why would Beijing slums rule America? Maybe he means Beijing Slurm! Drink a can today!
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I think your medication is made in China or something…
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The time has come to write long articles on the internet
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Thank you for writing long articles on the internet
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How dare you write long articles on the internet!!
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Blessed are the peacemakers…
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Dee returns with more insults because her words on the internet are more important than some other guy’s!
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Chick Fight!
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More side-picking
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Yes, the militias break up because of the government, not because they are crazy paranoid antisocial egomaniacs!
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Huh?
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Gun Avatar Guy III supports coups or something also.
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Let’s chat, then shoot hippies!
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My wife, who I have not bothered to marry, had a calm and rational discussion on the merits of a quick violent overthrow of the government and the liquidation of all liberals. We are supportive of such a measure.
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We support the military overthrowing it all!
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I “enjoy” quotes “almost” too “much”
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They don’t agree with us every day? Obama Kool-aid drinkers!
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Let’s completely make up threats!
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Another government employee working to overthrow said government
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Redd Dogg knows the truth about birthers
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We must befriend the Koreans so we can shoot Blacks after the Obama loses riots!
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Hey, way to mention you’re illegally downloading songs.
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Keep in mind she’s talking about innocent people incarcerated at Guantanamo for years that got let out
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Dee is back to bitch at Redd Dogg because…uh…
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Redd Dogg fights back
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Redd Dogg continues to demand answers from Dee, who can’t be bothered to fly back over on her broomstick to respond. As Redd Dogg seems to be deleted, we know who won the fight by being immature again
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Shoot all illegals who jaywalk!
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Oh, snap, Resistnet is getting trolled!
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Judge Carter dismisses a Birther Lawsuit, and Resistnet releases the hounds!
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Constitutional Lawyers know nothing about the constitution! Only guys on the internet who make threats know about the constitution!
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Ha, “black day”
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Throw out all judges! Replace them with Robocop!
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Wow, this guy is so antisocial he was driven out of a club filled with antisocial crazy teabaggers?
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What???
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More coup talk!
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God disavows any knowledge of this mouse warrior…
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That’s enough coup-talk for today!

Wingnut Web – Using FEMA Camps for Good, Not Evil Edition

[adrotate banner=”1″]Well, on this Martin Luther King Day, let us celebrate by not judging posters by the color of their avatars, but by the content of their posts. And these posts show they are awful, awful people. But what else do you expect from Resistnet.com? We got a bunch of crazy mo-fos today. We got people justifying not giving money to Haiti, we got birthers, we got people threatening to overthrow the US government, we got crazy women writing walls of text, we got a guy saying it is moral to be a greedy SOB, and we got an internet game designer caught being a liar. But don’t worry, the Mass election is already stolen (unless the Dems lose, in which case it is because America is waking up and not because Coakley is a horrible candidate who basically took a month off to do nothing) and Obama is just going to overthrow everything and put us all in FEMA camps. Where life will just be like an episode of Salute Your Shorts. Just call me Kevin “Ug” Lee.

Let’s begin!

If people vote, it’s time to take down America!
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Ed Miller is putting in his buck o’five
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Hey, remember when the Obama’s Coup Fails guys lied and said they were a mix of Republican and Democrats? CAUGHT!
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I am not sure this is legal, but here is is preserved for all time!
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Mexicans, in MY America?
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Look at this warmonger wanting us to invade TWO more countries!
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The Bobby Jindal Birthers are out early…
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Someone actually did this.
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If the Republicans lose in MA, then the entire world will think Americans are wimps! Because us Republicans really care what the rest of the world thinks about us…
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RICHARD SANDERS is disappointed that all his conservative heroes are selfish jerks…
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Gun Avatar Moron #1 says “Screw them Haitians, give me money!”
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This self-centered bigot clown is sending all his money to horrible people running for office and the poor and injured can just frak off. Like Jesus would do!
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Richard Sanders can’t type like a normal human being
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Melinda is a great example of crazy.
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Go, Melinda! Crazy Resistnet up a notch!
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If you give money to Haiti, you are like Neville Chamberlain…
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Blah blah, I love to hear myself talk..
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If we say we’re winning, then we are and everyone we hate are all liberals anyway…
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I think if they read your posts, they would spin so fast we could hook them up to generators and power the entire planet.
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Gee, it’s someone who doesn’t get it so much he almost gets it. Except he’s too stupid to know what he’s doing!
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Unions suck almost as much as my typing!
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Challenge anyone with dark skin. Beat them mercilessly.
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The Duke’s example? So dodge military service to become an actor and pretend you are some military tough guy while in reality you are nothing but a chickenhawk? Sounds like Conservatives have been following him for decades…
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Hey, Cowboy Jim, didn’t we already catch you wanting to overthrow the US Government? Now you want them all to be military (which means Dick Cheney is out, and so is Princess Palin…)
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They are racist against those blacks who will all riot and burn down the inner city because blacks are little children but liberals are the real racists!
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Maxstake: You are a raving lunatic. Thanks for asking!
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Maxstake proving my point right here…
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Let’s go crazy!
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We can’t help Haiti because the Constitution specifically says “Don’t help Haiti”
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Why doesn’t the Dominican Republic take the lead? That way the US won’t have to help Black people who will all become welfare queens.
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Maybe your wife shouldn’t be waiting for a handout!
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Me caring about nothing but getting me money? Totally moral. Jesus was all about getting wealth!
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Melinda is back with a block of crazy!
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Charlie Mike dares to challenge the Melinda
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Melinda pounces! She probably was so upset over this she spent the night writing a manifesto about how Charlie Mike is Obama’s father.
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So Sonny writes about having driven a few black people out of his town with an angry mob as if it was just commonplace. Resistnet wins again!
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That’s enough Resisting for now. Tuesday is the big election, so expect a bunch of posts about how the election was stolen or about how Obama is doomed next time. Whatever the outcome, Wingnut Web wins because they’ll make the updates for us! WoooooOOOoooOOo!!!