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Wingnut Web – Zero Tolerance In Action! got pretty angry this past week when people found out what was being said publicly on It’s like they don’t want anyone to know it is a cesspool of ignorance and hate! So they decide to once again repeat their unenforced zero tolerance policy. Wow, way to do nothing at all! The secret no one wants to admit is that if got rid of all the crazy people, the only members would be the four fake accounts we set up to monitor them. And that is not enough of a source of donations for president Steve Elliott to use to pay his mortgag— I mean, further the conservative cause!


Of course, right after this was posted, the Resistnet Admins and Moderators got right back to not moderating at all. Okay, they did do one thing, they came over to TarsTarkas.NET and started hanging around in the comments and acting like three-year-olds. Streetsweeper is our biggest fan! I guess that’s how they are moderating their site, they plan to yell at us.

Gun avatar, talking of REAL WAR, lying about Obama planning to murder children, been a member for a year – All Acceptable Policy!

Racism – Acceptable Policy!

Are all blacks prejudice? Why don’t they want to hang around with a bunch of old white racists? It must be racism!
Oh, yes, you are.

Thanks to the new Zero Tolerance policy, this post gets a warm welcome….

Gun Avatar Fuckwit is back, with more racism – Acceptable Policy!

No, how can I convince these guys of my crazy beliefs?

All black countries are terrible – Acceptable Policy!

The racism is even starting to annoy the guy starting the thread, who was asking for advice, not people screaming that blacks are the real racists

What is the chance that TWO guys with Star Trek episodes show up on on the same week?

Wake up!

Old guys talking about kill zones and lying about HCR – All Acceptable Policies!

Secession is inevitable – Acceptable Policy!

America should see a marriage counselor

If your town doesn’t have its own money, you are DEAD!!! – Acceptable Policy!

Pledging 100 heads for every patriot killed by government agents – Acceptable Policy!

Wait, I thought we wanted our cities and states to be making their own money? And now Resistnet is just some guy ranting about the garbageman not taking his buckets of mystery goo.

Let’s revisit Secession – Acceptable Policy!

Not having a problem with the n-word and even using it – Acceptable Policy!
Chris Rock making that joke did not justify your racism.

As you can see, Zero Tolerance inaction! Will Resistnet ever enforce their site policies? Or will we just get more angry moderators posting here instead? Find out…next time!

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - March 27, 2010 at 10:03 pm

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Wingnut Web – Welcome to Commieville, USSA!

The weather was pretty nice today for the fact that the world ended and the US went all commie last night. Didn’t you notice? I am sure the sounds of gnashing of teeth, furious typing on keyboards, and oiling of guns kept you awake until the early morning. That’s what happens when grandpa lives in the next room! So now that the weaksauce non-public option having HCR bill has passed and the US is doomed to become USSR 2: Through the Portal of Time, it is time to laugh at the over-reactions of our friends on the right. Because, laughter is the best medicine. Just last week laughter cured me of cancer. Or maybe it was the chemo. No…it was the laughter.

We’ve covered the as-it-happened chat first, now let’s visit the message board!

Note that this was posted in the Admin Alerts section of The place reserved for the moderators and admins to only start topics!

Cowboy Jim is still calling for violent government overthrow months after we’ve caught him doing it before with no repercussions from TarsTarkas.NET can only conclude they endorse his comments 100%

Thundercats are HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Tee-Hee! When I say “abort”, I mean “murder”!

This yutz loves the constitution so much he never bothered to read it. Because that would cheapen it. Same with the Bible.

Getting charged with felony harassment=patriotism

Anti-corporations, so of course he’s pro-Republican. Makes sense.

This college kid from Illinois (who is either the greatest troll in the world or the biggest moron in the world) is the new face of American Revolution.

Some people just can’t handle the fact that they lost the election….

and now for some fun from around the web!

The American Reenslavement Act of 2010!

What would happen if the fire department was actually privatized...

With more votes happening soon, and Wingnuts freaking out more and more, the next few days will be fun!

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - March 22, 2010 at 3:11 pm

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Resistnet Reacts Racistly! Live chat logs from the eve of Healthcare Reform

March 21st, 2010 was a historic evening. With the passage of the Healthcare Reform bills America has now entered the First World in terms of providing the most basic of human care to all its citizens (yes just the legal citizens you dopes) and hopefully this historic occasion could also mark the point at which the mass media and those ever so entertaining (read: complaining) Tea Party Patriots, Birthers, Deathers, Uppers, and Downers will finally have something else to laser focus their hate, disdain, and guns towards.

Because of the significance of the evening I decided to skip a really awesome concert and the chance to go out for dinner so I could watch the live Senate debate on CSPAN. I also decided it would be appropriate to spend some time with the one community I’ve embedded with for so long, struggling through this whole debate with. Along with their crazy forums, also has an equally crazy live chat room where Tea Partiers and like minded individuals can gather to talk and pray and reassure each other that the Communist menace will be beaten back in the good name of the lawd. Below are the best moments from last night’s chat in an edited format (for transparency’s sake I will also provide the unedited logs, but honestly you don’t even need to assume I altered the crazy in these peoples’ words, you really can’t make this stuff up).

Oh also, when I say “best” moments I mean the moments when the Resistnet folks were at their personal “best”, which is to say the words I read last night indicate that the Resistnet community, no matter how their spokespeople paint them, are a bunch of racist, violent, gun-toting, zealously Christian, proud rednecks who would like nothing more than to see our government figured murdered, assassinated, hung, drawn and quartered, simply because they lost their shouting match that’s taken place over the past year and 2 months. I had wished last night would be the culmination and the end of such things, but to be honest I believe that, in the words of the Resisters, “things are only getting started”:

Yay! Sniper assassination party!

Dr. James Lawrenzi speaks for himself

See it’s ok to talk about picking up your gun and killing people because it’s relaxing to some of the Resistnet community

Yup you sure do Dee, but we did see that, we saw all of the crazy that you’re community “supposedly” does not represent.

I thought there wasn’t such a thing as working whites anymore since the latinos move in to town.

How dare those Black and Hispanics go to their own colleges! I’m not racist though, really.

Locked and loaded, with pitchforks (and guns).

If you covered the streets of DC in your blood I’m sure there would be those who would celebrate not having to pay for you in the new Healthcare system.

At this point Rep. John Boehner was giving his passionate remarks about the HC bill, calling to have the senators vote individually so these crazies can identify them and know whose picture to put up on their target ranges.

First they came for my neighbors (who I didn’t like anyway), and I said nothing…

Man even if she was on fire? Nancy Pelosi just can’t catch a break with these people.

Yeah witches are people too (unlike Nancy Pelosi who is some kind of half dog-person, half breakfast pastry)!

So Mellie (who is a big time admin on Resistnet) is welcoming this bill because she won’t be denied coverage for being a woman? Right on sista!

And if you’re happy with your current plans you can keep it!

Yeah, what’s the point of insurance anyw– oh.

It’s all come down to this, the vote has begun.

Too bad old folks will now be transformed into some kind of super immortal race (who will apparently shoot you) with this new Healthcare reform.

The anxiety of the vote got to some people, those would would fantasize about kissing Democrats on the lips (with tongue and everything!)

Oh haha, suddenly that thing I was joking about has become reality for Tana W. Bernard.

The vote is almost at 216 now, most of the members now admit they’re ready to go to jail for crimes they’re going to commit.

Suddenly the realization that most of these people have wasted the last year of their lives sending faxes to Congress, shouting at politicians, and carrying their guns to protests. Note to self: blame it on Bush.

And finally the watershed moment. The votes have been cast, the bill has passed, now we’re past the point of no return. Time to start “changing” things.

Time to pray to God the politicians die, also time to declare internet silence, mostly due to  the criminal nature of what we want to discuss.

Ok guys and gals, time to get this REVOLUTION STARTED Glenn Beck style!

Yes, F**K talking indeed.

No, we can’t say what we’re really thinking Resistnet administrator Dee because we’re really thinking someone should shoot the president.

What are we all thinking again?

Need new options? Tactics? Winning the War? What ever are they referring to?

Mmmmm KFC.

Tana W. Bernard the lawmakers are going to die soon? Why? It can’t be due to inadequate health coverage can it?

If you turn your protest flag upside down does that mean you’re no longer protesting what the flag represents?


It’s a slippery slope towards smae sex marriages everyone!

How evil of you!

Linn is too good for a socialist Federal prison.

I think you guys have had this end of times mentality for a while.

Yeah, down with Whitey!

The plants are getting to Moondog6

And on and on and on it goes. At this point in the evening I decided to go outside to smoke a cigarette and eat the rest of the bacon in my house in honor of the historic passage of Healthcare reform. This chat log was long, but long for a reason (there is just so much crazy out there, we need to be aware of it). I’m also sure this is not the end of this kind of rhetoric, nor the end of the Tea Party, Birther, Resistneters or their schemes.

However, no matter how batty, racist, anti-semetic, or violent these people get you can be sure that here at we will be bringing you the raw information you need to know what these people are up to. You can be sure that this is only the beginning of something. It’s sure as hell the beginning of me being able to get affordable and fair healthcare coverage and not get reamed up the ass by insurance companies, but for some others it may as well be the beginning of the end. We can’t say how far any of these people will go to express their outrage against the government but we can only hope that the passing of Healthcare reform will mean a better and healthier life for so many Americans who work hard and deserve to be helped in their darkest hours. Cheers!

EDIT: This is Tars Tarkas with a quick edit, a person claiming to be the real Dr. James Lawrenzi has written us saying the guy on the Resistnet chat is a fake who is stealing his identity. I have no way to verify this fact, but it adds more drama to the mix and I figure it is at least fair to mention it. The other James Lawrenzi claims to be pro-HCR and is very upset.

SECOND EDIT: upon further review, there is no evidence that Dr. James Lawrenzi’s identity was stolen at this time. We are disappointed that there isn’t a vast conspiracy of fake identity trolls on to expose.

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Posted by skiplogic -  at 10:58 am

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Wingnut Web – Homeland Rebellion: Praise the Lord Edition

NEWSFLASH! is still filled with crazy people! I know, this is shocking news. Well, pick up your jaw from the floor and get to reading the latest Wingnut Web! I barely even looked around and was inundated with conspiracy crap, even crazier conspiracy crap, and completely crazy conspiracy crap. Bonus war against the federal government goodness and even some keen fan fiction that will get its own update later. But until then, let’s bring on the conspiracy crazy train! Toot toot! supports America’s Law Enforcement Officers, but only if they’re gunning down government troops

Tea vs. Coffee. Whoever wins, we lose!

Resistnet is praising Jesus and passing the ammunition…like Jesus did!

We must support the government’s attack on the government!

USA142day barfs out some conspiracy crap here

Then USA142day tops himself and proves Resistnet is just filled to the rim with crazy

No serial numbers? Nice of Mel Frost to support terrorists getting their hands on untraceable guns just so he can live out his Civil War II fantasy (which they will lose again)

Hey, what about the free market? Now you have the government mandating jobs creation…

Ha ha ha!

Oh, wait, people on Resistnet are treating this seriously!

More like, what’s wrong with you, David Mumme?

Excuse me, but I gotta go dump more poison fluoride into drinking water as part of my secret government conspiracy to give everyone Alzheimer’s. Until next time…

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - March 15, 2010 at 10:32 am

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Wingnut Web – Resistnet Birther Crazytown!

So, at TarsTarkas.NET, we’ve been following the saga of the Birthers with much interest. As Birther Queen Professor Orly Taitz MD writes the UN and demands protection, Birthers online have become more persecuted, largely due to several sites wising up and kicking their crazy butts off. But that just makes the Birthers whine even more loudly. Birthers are worse than Furries, with their cries of persecution. If Birthers weren’t also the same people who would deny all federal funding for treatment of those with mental illnesses, I would feel sorry for them. Instead, I just enjoy the show, my never-ending supply of popcorn being buttered by the constant river of Brither crazy posts. And now is becoming a Birther mecca. But don’t take our word for it, take many, many of their words!

The Birthers throw down the gauntlet and demand that Glenn Beck kiss their ring (said ring made from a birth certificate origamied the frak up!)

Anita D. Phillips starts us strong with random accusations of Muslims, Manchurian candidates, and the expressed desire to shame that negro for daring to be president!

Obama owns Snopes, Fact Check (whatever that is, and the Associated Press (maybe he should tell the AP to stop being so insulting to him…) But we now know Sky King is an expert in packing butts.

Chris is so far ahead of the game he thinks Hillary will run for president again in 2012 after Obama is shamed away in 2011. Boy will he be sad.

Let’s save the country by not being Birthers!

Let’s make up things that Obama admitted! It’s as good as real proof! (WTF is “the fish does rot from the top”?)

Nancy Simmons now hates America

If Glenn Beck doesn’t apologize to me personally, then I’ll just have to keep making meaningless posts on the internet!

jcdaley will go insane when Obama is reelected. INSANE.

Chris is ready to wage ultimate war!

NOOOO!!! They got to J.D. Hayworth! He’s been replaced by pod people also!

Truthers are CRAZY, unlike us, with all this evidence that we don’t have…

No, wait, Truthers and Birthers are like peas in a pod. Pod People!

I am perfectly comfortable being crazy. It is perfectly comfortable sitting in this giant kiddie pool filled with chocolate pudding naked and I love doing it at the mall. Only mindless Obots want me to cover up.

WAHHH!!! Beck no love us!

victoria barard sure hates Glenn Beck despite watching him every day and him being her hero until he insulted one (1!!) of her beliefs.

Beck and O’Reilly are double-teaming the Birthers! It’s a steel-cage match!

FoxNews is in on the Birth Certificate Conspiracy, because…..uh….IT JUST IS!!!

This woman writes entire novels dedicated to demanding various entertainers apologize to her. Her novel about how Sting needs to apologize because Tantric Sex is against God was 978 pages long.

They can’t stop us! Our crazy is our gasoline!

Okay, this is the ultimate post. So the Right Wing and Obama are in cahoots to have Obama be president despite not having a birth certificate, and when the birthers close in, Obama will pretend that the Right is attacking him so the birthers get drowned out in all the noise. And this giant conspiracy that everyone on the planet is in on except for a few posters on has only been exposed by the few posters on and Prof. HM Orly Taitz TE with NO ONE ELSE coming forward about this gigantic plot. And we aren’t birthers, we are Article2ists!

Now, as you saw with the crazy crazy crazy up above, the birthers destroy anything they come in contact with, because they hijack everything into the birth certificate discussion. Thus, a few places such as have cleaned house and banned all the birthers. More mainstream Republican candidates are trying to back off of the crazy claims despite the popularity with the birtherism with the teabagger crowd. Thus, we get this article talking about it:


First up is Dee, who is quick to declare there is no leader in the Tea Party, except those of us with Admin in our names! He logic also makes TarsTarkas.NET a leader in the Teabagger movement because we are part of everyone…


John Kerry locked up Obama’s records!

patriot proves he is a patriot for the country of Moronica. Their flag is a table.

Only LIBERALS would be evil enough to convince the GOP that Birthers are crazy!

Apparently I am scared to death of Chris. Who knew?

I also support the right making Birthers as loud and bright as possible, but probably not for the same reasons as victoria barard

Wait, am I terrorized or am I scared to death? Also, if I am terrorized, does that make Birthers terrorists?

Debbie Laurie is so hard up for heroes she thinks victoria barard is a well-spoken leader

victoria reveals that her secret is to not hit them with the crazy stuff right away, because she secretly knows it is crazy.

J.D. Hayworth just isn’t crazy enough! Who wants a crawfish when you can have a lobster of crazy?

Let’s take J.D. Hayworth to see the Wizard of Oz to get some courage!

A Tom Tancredo defender? In my Teabag?

Birthers have destroyed Beck. And now they will destroy America! MuHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mel Frost is ice cold. He’s a chill fellow.

Wait, what the crap? Suddenly I want a Slim Jim…

Third Parties are the Democrats secret weapon. Just ask Ralph Nader…

Want to have more than two parties? That makes you a commie!

R.L. Smith goes to throw his vote away…

victoria barard goes off…

And continues…and continues…

We end with bonus Monsanto hate, from the people who don’t get that the Republicans they are voting in are the reason for most of this capitalism deregulation! And aren’t you for the free market? This must mean… is full of communists!!!!!! NOOOOooOOOOooOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bang that hammer and sickle, Resistnet, and maybe you will find the birth certificate!

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - March 3, 2010 at 10:31 pm

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Wingnut Web – Barack Obama is Malcolm X's son Edition

Yes, Barack Obama being Malcolm X’s secret lovechild is a real conspiracy. As are many other crazy things from the Brithers. Besides being infested with that, Resistnet has a lot of other crazy nuts. So here is a pack of crazy posts I’ve been sitting on because of illness, laziness, and sheer volume of posts pulled and not wanting to overwhelm. We have a few repeating offenders, a lot of new guys, and some one-shots. I, personally, would laugh my butt off if Barack Obama was really Malcolm X’s son (and HOW would that make him not a US citizen? It would blow the Birthers out of the water!)

Robert Founder has the cure for those AMINOs…Acid!

Never trust anyone. Demand you mom’s birth certificate!

His plan is to destroy America in order to save it.

Lynn Bryant DeSpain joins in with some more made up facts!

We got a rogue #8 about to invade your list!

james reynolds thinks he will stop war contractors making money by voting in Republicans! Next he will stop murder by voting for Charles Manson

Oil comes from the core of the Earth! I saw it in the scientifically accurate movie The Core!

Sarah Palin should cook me dinner.

We we kill government employees it isn’t terrorism!

Andy Martin account found!

I’m sure Christian was this upset when Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh were also vacationing in Hawaii

Hey, another member calling for an armed coup in America! The “Peaceful” Resistance…

CMW’s racism is so strong all lowercase t’s on my computer have burst into flames…

Let’s drive him Bugs Bunny! Or Mickey Mouse!

Stop loosening things, Obama! We need it tight in here

Please support my OBOGO petition! Please? Pretty please? Why does no one love me?

Someone upset her crazy post was ignored…

RAR! Support my crazy!

FoxNews is in on the Birth Certificate Conspiracy!

They threaten all the talk show hosts! Why have none of us been threatened? Uh…..

CSA Avatar guy is surprisingly crazy. Who knew?

Hello, crazy, my old friend. I’ve come to listen to you again…

FoxNews is the Muslims! And the Muslims are calling from inside the house!

Okay, the conspiracy theories are more complicated than a Glenn Beck chalkboard now…

It’s almost as if saying Barack Obama is Malcolm X’s son is crazy or something…

Poor Doris Hickey, somehow thinking the Tea Party will give her Health Care reform. How does this happen????

This plan is great until you need a kidney. Go to for more crazy!

FACT: The Republicans were a third party, and since 1964 they’ve been an unmitigated and total disaster!

We’ll stick to losing elections we should win easily!

Yeah, good luck with that…

So if you think this is bad, kicked off all of the Birthers, and they suddenly exploded in number on All this happened while I was sick, so this weekend I pulled dozens and dozens of crazy Brither posts, which will be upped….next time!

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - February 28, 2010 at 10:35 pm

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