[adrotate banner=”1″]Monster High sounds like it would be a cool film, except there was a Monster High movie a long time ago in 1989 and it was horrific. And now there is a new Monster High that has nothing to do with that one, because it is basically Bratz that got Twilighted the frak up! Yes, Mattel has a new doll line and it is basically Bratz gone vampire. And like all good franchises, Mattel is putting them in all media, including film. So expect a Monster High movie to come out soon! Will it feature a group of Monsters with a passion for fashion who join different cliques but have to unite the cliques against an evil monster girl? We’ll wish it was that good, as Monster High will probably be about monster tampons. Three hours of monster tampons. Take that, Twilight!