Posts tagged "Lindsay Lohan"

InAPPropriate Comedy deserves a response…

A response of the inappropriate type! InAPPropriate Comedy is the latest brainchild from ShamWow guy Vince Offer (also creator of The Underground Comedy Movie, which should have stayed buried) and the film looks as good as you would think, which means I’ll get the poison and you get the razors, lets see which one saves us from having to watch InAPPropriate Comedy!

Link to the RedBand Trailer, which has InAPPropriate language and boner jokes.

Lindsay Lohan does “her fantasy of taking an ultimate revenge on the salivating paparazzi who haunt her” – aka kills them in the style of all those awful shootings that make the news each day. That’s so InAPPropriate!

Adrien Brody is Flirty Harry, who is a tough cop who is gay. As in he says “Go ahead. Make me gay.” That is a joke. In 2013. InAPPropriate!

Don’t worry, Rob Schneider and Michelle Rodriguez will add some class. InAPPropriate class!

There is only one true InAPProprate —–> Clive Clemmons Inappropriate Response Channel!

Clive Clemmons Inappropriate Response Channel

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - January 7, 2013 at 1:56 pm

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The Canyons trailer has Lindsay Lohan go grindhouse

The trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s flick The Canyons has hit, and it’s all retro grindhouse seventies exploitation. This neonoir flick is directed by Paul Schrader and written by Bret Easton Ellis, but let’s be serious, people have only heard of The Canyons because Lindsay Lohan stars in it, and her costar is porn star James Deen. The only suspense is if it will be a trainwreck or not. I personally don’t have anything against Lindsay Lohan, but it is obvious to everyone that her life is on a downward spiral, and there is no one who can stop it except Lindsay Lohan. Watching the same thing happen over and over with various young actresses and singers becomes tiresome. But maybe something will happen that pulls Lohan away from the abyss. I am rooting for her in that aspect, but I think it’s best if she wasn’t starring in movies or doing anything fame related. Though I doubt that will ever happen by choice. Then again, she’s an adult and capable of making her own decisions in life. I’m not sure where I’m going with this, but check out the trailer, anyway.

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Check out the canyons outside the window! Well, you could if the shades weren’t down. The Canyons!

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - October 9, 2012 at 12:29 pm

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Liz & Dick trailer

Lindsay Lohan took a break from getting arrested and being difficult to work with to film Liz & Dick, though she was reportedly difficult to work with and has just now been arrested once again, the perfect publicity under which to debut the trailer for the Lifetime original movie that is totally no a completely tasteless cash grab to capitalize on the death of Elizabeth Taylor. The poster that attempts to tie Liz Taylor’s life to Lindsay Lohan’s is evidence to that. Just kidding, even a dream team of Matlock and Perry Mason couldn’t get you off with this evidence against you! Grant Bowler plays the Dick in the title, Richard Burton. November is when this hits the airwaves, place your bets now if Lohan will be in jail, rehab, or the grave by then.

Liz and Dick

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - September 22, 2012 at 2:00 am

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The Lohan vs The Fox – Which Carrie Will Reign Supreme?

Megan Fox and Lindsay Lohan are in a war of bad casting decisions to become the next Carrie, in the remake of Carrie, about a girl named Carrie, who is so very fly oh my, it’s a little bit scary. Actually, Carrie isn’t supposed to be fly at all! But I’m sure glasses and a pony tail will make Megan Fox look unattractive (yeah, right!) The real question is why Lindsay Lohan is up for any part in anything except Inmate #12319418012343?

As this Carrie will likely be PG-13 and not contain scenes of girls pelting each other with tampons, I think I’ll pass.

It's totally believable that I'm unattractive and unpopular!

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - May 25, 2011 at 11:26 am

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Labor Pains!

Oh, Lindsay!

A young woman to pretends to be pregnant in order to avoid being fired from her job. When that gets her a bunch of special treatment by everyone involved in her life, she tries to keep up the lie for nine months.

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - March 11, 2009 at 8:21 pm

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