FDR: American Badass!

FDR American Badass
[adrotate banner=”1″]FDR: American Badass!

In this throwback to the original 1966 Batman movie, FDR rides a “wheelchair of death” to stop the world from werewolves who carry the polio virus, including werewolf versions of Hitler, Mussolini, and Emperor Hirohito.

Garrett Brawith directs, with Barry Bostwick is FDR, with Lin Shaye, Bruce McGill, Ray Wise, William Mapother, and Paul Ben-Victor. Kevin Sorbo gives us yet another Abraham Lincoln in a film, with Lincoln making more film appearances this year that reality stars in sex tapes! I think we’ve finally found a history mashup film I’m actually interested in seeing.

Fire From Below – Kevin Sorbo on SciFi Channel!

[adrotate banner=”1″]Fire From Below is a films set to premier on SciFi Channel in September 2009 (I think it will be SyFy by then, but frak that stupid name) and it stars Kevin Sorbo vs some fire

Digging at a nearby cave, a careless industrialist unearths a vein of pure base Lithium and inadvertently brings it to the surface, where the Lithium combusts when coming into contact with water and begins to wreak havoc on the country side.

It’s written by William Langlois and Jim Wynorski and directed by JR Mandish, but not much more about it is out yet. We should have a double feature with Fire Down Below and Fire From Below! Seagal and Sorbo!
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