Dangerous Passions
Dangerous Passions
2006
Directed by Woquini Adams
Written by Ashley Nielsen
Another softcore flick from Woquini Adams, this time written by Ashley Nielsen, who also wrote the Woquini Adams flick Deviant Passions. It must be tough to be a Hollywood writer who only writes for films with “Passions” in the title directed by Woquini Adams. But if Woquini Adams directs Passions of the Christ, you got it made! Now, we are not certain Woquini Adams and Ashley Nielsen are real people, but if they are, good luck to them. I’ve seen some awful films of this nature over the years, and this is certainly not one of the awful ones.
One thing this film does have (besides naked boobs of the breasts variety) is lots of coin collector nerdage. As a former coin collector who still has a bunch of old coins stashed in my mom’s attic, the language was like a warm familiar blanket. But no one has ever murdered me over my coins…yet!
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Categories: Movies, Ugly Tags: Ashley Nielsen, Ben Gold, Bill Hindley, Danny Pape, Daryl Burq Pearson, Dick Smothers Jr., Jezebelle Bond, Julia Kruis, Nikita Cash, Randy Spears, softcore, Wendy Rice, Woquini Adams
Wild Child 2
Wild Child 2
aka Silk n’ Sabotage
1994
| Julia Skiru (aka Julia Kruis) as Jamie |
| Stephanie Champlin as Lynn |
| Cherilyn Shea as Dagny |
| Darren Foreman as Micheal |
| Marshall Hilliard as Robert |
| Aline Kassman as Tracy |
A genre of films that males are intimately familiar with is the late-night Cinemax (Skinimax) or Showtime movie. Plots are inconsequencial as the point of the movies are to have the actresses that star get naked as often as possible without the movie drifting into the porn zone. Acting skills are not required, beyond the ability to thrash around. In this vein, Silk n Sabotage was born. This is a film I remember watching when I was in high school on cable, and now it’s released on DVD, with a brand new title (Wild Child 2? I never even saw the FIRST Wild Child. Not that this film is related at all…) This film has the hallmarks of this genre: fake breasted blondes, full frontal nudity, goofy dispensable male characters, “boing” style sound effects, terrible 90′s rock, plots that could fit on a fortune cookie message, acting so wooden Geppetto carved it late one night, more padding than all the bras at a Junior High dance combined, and budgets of $37.
Categories: Movies, Ugly Tags: Aline Kassman, Cherilyn Shea, Darren Foreman, Julia Kruis, Marshall hilliard, softcore, Stephanie Champlin
