Lust Sessions
Lust Sessions
2008
Written by April White and Edward Gorsuch
Directed by Dante Giove
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The name’s Sessions. Lust Sessions.
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You ever have one of those friends who always has relationship advice, but couldn’t hold a partner for more than a few weeks? Well, what if that friend was also a sex therapist? That’s the premise of Lust Sessions, where your lustiest desires don’t really fit into the rather straightforward plot. Unless your desires have to due with therapy sessions, hence the title.
What does happen is therapist Kate Williams has problems of her own. She even knows she has problems, even though she doesn’t really do anything about them except run away. But Kate is about to make a huge mistake, which could cost her everything – her relationship, her career, her sweet parking spot – and she must face her problems. And it doesn’t hurt to have people who are about you who are willing to seek out their own revenge!
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People Watching Big Bang Theory: The Movie
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Lust Sessions gets some props for having a female lead with problems, but also for dealing with some of the fallout that would happen in many of these softcore films where fidelity is a naughty word and boning happens at the drop of a hat. There is actual character development here! The major drawback is the whole concept does seem like a film that would be on Lifetime Channel. That’s the complete opposite target audience, but it also recognizes the reality that an increasing number of women watch these films, and many couples watch them together. While that is not a majority of the viewers, it is no longer a rare unicorn.
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Oh boy, here we go!
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Categories: Movie Reviews, Ugly Tags: Amy Lindsay, April White, Cassie Young, Danny Pape, Dante Giove, Edward Gorsuch, Jezebelle Bond, Justin Magnum, Katrina Isis, Mainline Releasing, Roger Stanford, softcore
Dangerous Passions (Review)
Dangerous Passions
2006
Directed by Woquini Adams
Written by Ashley Nielsen
Another softcore flick from Woquini Adams, this time written by Ashley Nielsen, who also wrote the Woquini Adams flick Deviant Passions. It must be tough to be a Hollywood writer who only writes for films with “Passions” in the title directed by Woquini Adams. But if Woquini Adams directs Passions of the Christ, you got it made! Now, we are not certain Woquini Adams and Ashley Nielsen are real people, but if they are, good luck to them. I’ve seen some awful films of this nature over the years, and this is certainly not one of the awful ones.
One thing this film does have (besides naked boobs of the breasts variety) is lots of coin collector nerdage. As a former coin collector who still has a bunch of old coins stashed in my mom’s attic, the language was like a warm familiar blanket. But no one has ever murdered me over my coins…yet!
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Categories: Movie Reviews, Ugly Tags: Ashley Nielsen, Ben Gold, Bill Hindley, Danny Pape, Daryl Burq Pearson, Dick Smothers Jr., Jezebelle Bond, Julia Kruis, Nikita Cash, Randy Spears, softcore, Wendy Rice, Woquini Adams
