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The Starving Games hits trailer!


That exclamation point means that you better run, squirrel, because The Starving Games looks like a disaster of epic proportions! Run, don’t walk, to shelter and duck and cover until the madness has passed. One day, our children will have to live in a world where The Starving Games was released in theaters. And they will look at us and ask why. What will we say? WHAT WILL WE SAY?????

The Starving Games

Because a dodo would just confuse the target audience…

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This is your Katniss. Yep.

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A year late, but what the heck!

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Keep copying, maybe you’ll go all Asylum and trick people into paying for tickets!

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Actual footage of the target audience for The Starving Games!

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - June 6, 2013 at 11:38 pm

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Superfast! – Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer go Fast, Furious, and Dumb Dumb Dumb

CAT CAR

Mew fast, mew furious!


In the world of “Why hasn’t anyone ran them over with a cow?”, no one is at the top of the list like Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. And they somehow continue to make awful awful films, including their latest announcement, a spoof the Fast and Furious franchise known as Superfast! Superfast! will feature jokes that are 80% recycled from all the other Seltzerberg movies and 100% not funny. And I say this in my most kind way possible. But, as this is a car movie, maybe the added expense will translate into box office poison and we’ll be free! Free! FREE!!!!

But I’m not going to count my chickens before they hatch.

“These guys have no reverse gear. They probably don’t have first or second either. This is going to be one ridiculously funny ride,” added K5 exec Carl Clifton.

These guys have no gears! The gears were stolen by a hobo! Come back, hobo!

via The Wrap

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - May 15, 2013 at 2:25 pm

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The Starving Games gets its Katniss!

Hunger Games Snow Shirt
As we reported before, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are gearing up for their Hunger Games “spoof”, The Starving Games. Casting has been announced and the film begins shooting next week. Hey, isn’t the end of the world supposed to happen soon? Naw, couldn’t be related.

Cast as Kantmiss Evershot is Maiara Walsh, who grew up too poor to afford the surgery require to remove the extra vowels from her name. Brant Daugherty will play the fake Gale. No words on the other cast members at this time. I do applaud Seltzerberg for not going with the easy “Katpiss” joke name, but fully expect an even worse parody film to use that one in the near future.

I’m sure this Seltzerberg joint will live up to the high marks of quality set by the predecessors Meet the Spartans and Disaster Movie.

via THR
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Posted by Tars Tarkas - October 24, 2012 at 1:21 pm

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No. No! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have announced their next film will be…The Starving Games! Yes, they’re parodying The Hunger Games. And also Avengers, Harry Potter, and Sherlock Holmes. Because they hate us. Seltzberg will kill us all…

No word on if this is the continuation of their 3D flick, or if that one is still on the backburner…

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Jump off cliff

That's it, goodbye, people!

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - May 10, 2012 at 10:12 pm

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