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They have stolen Hitler!

Poor Hitler, first he has no cake, and now he has no parents. that’s good that it wasn’t because of their names, but because of some mystery thing not to be mentioned to the public. That won’t lead to speculation.

Adolf Hitler, Sisters Taken from Parents’ Home

Sgt. John Harris with Holland Township Police was asked to escort staff from the NJ Division of Youth and Family Services to the Cambell’s home in Holland Township, N.J. last Friday.

Harris said they had come to investigate a complaint related to the Campbell’s three children – Adolf Hitler Campbell, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.

In the end, the agency chose to remove the children from their parents’ care, but they assured Harris it was not because of the children’s names.

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - January 14, 2009 at 4:52 pm

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No cake for Hitler!

Ah, morons…

Holland Township family angry that supermarket won’t personalize cake for their son
by Express-Times staff
Sunday December 14, 2008, 12:16 AM

Good names for a trio of toddlers? Heath and Deborah Campbell think so. The Holland Township couple has picked those names and the oldest child, Adolf Hitler Campbell, turns 3 today.

This has given rise to a problem, because the ShopRite supermarket in Greenwich Township has refused to make a cake for young Adolf’s birthday.

“We believe the request … to inscribe a birthday wish to Adolf Hitler is inappropriate,” said Karen Meleta, a ShopRite spokeswoman.

The Campbells turned down the market’s offer to make a cake with enough room for them to write their own inscription and can’t understand what all of the fuss is about.

“ShopRite can’t even make a cake for a 3-year-old,” said Deborah Campbell, 25, who is Heath’s wife of three years and the mother of the children. “That’s sad.”

Others, such as Anti-Defamation League director Barry Morrison, applauded Shop Rite’s decision.

“Might as well put a sign around their (the children’s) neck that says bigot, racist, hatemonger,” said Morrison. “What’s the difference?”

Yes, poor little Adolf Hitler.
hitler cake
Transformers – the official shirt of Hitler.

This is their other kid, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell.
Aryan cake
These kids will be the most well-adjusted kids ever!

Luckily, Wal-Mart steps up to rescue young Adolf Hitler and give him a happy birthday. Thanks, Wal-Mart!

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - December 16, 2008 at 2:03 pm

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