Wingnut Web – Not a Finger! Edition

[adrotate banner=”1″]So the healthcare debate has caused emotions to run hot and heavy on both sides. From the Republicans recruiting angry mobs to storm townhall meetings and screech and hollar, to the fact that many of said Republican mobs are on Medicare/Medicade/VA benefits/other government services, the whole health care debate is a giant mess. This is punctuated by Barack Obama’s idiotic giveaway to the pharmaceutical industry and his wishy-washy lack of support of a public option, without with any meaningful healthcare reform is impossible. But as progressives slowly force Obama to not be a centrist dirtbag, the conservatives mobs are getting more restless. From gun-toting attention seekers outside presidential speeches to guys ripping up posters of Rosa Parks, things were coming to a head. And one event turned to violence of a media frenzy kind, as an altercation left one man missing a finger!

William J. Rice not only threw the first punch at the rally in Thousand Oaks, CA, but went to the hospital after getting his pinky bitten off thanks to Medicare. Then he showed up on FoxNews for Neil Cavuto and a very bizarre interview. Sadly, there is no video of the actual fight, which would answer a lot of questions (and quell some of the Right’s arguments that it was unprovoked finger biting despite Rice admitting he punched first) The biter remains at large.

Let’s look at some reactions around the internet. First up is FoxNews.com:

holy pig is an expert on cannibalism
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wixxx knows that unions are responsible for horrible things, like 40 hour work weeks, weekends, vacation pay, sick leave…
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Obama is making me hate America!
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FoxNation.com takes a bite!

Those THUGS have to resort to name calling!
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Fingers, huh? How ironic!
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Who, indeed?
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Kenyans bite fingers!
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FreeRepublic weighs in…

It surely does, somehow…
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Because he went to the hospital, healthcare is a-ok! (the government run healthcare the guy had!)
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meloncholy is speaking in such deep cover code that even he has no idea what he is saying.
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Yeah, only black people would bite fingers! (NOTE: the biter is white)
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Obama bites off people’s fingers after sitting in church, got it!
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Wah! I can’t troll some other blog anymore! Waaah!
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Imagine these posts with about 9 million more where macho keyboard warriors declare they wouldn’t get their fingers bitten off, but would beat up the liberal without breaking a sweat, and that’s what it looks like from the right. Wingnut Web will be back, soon, as Obama will be brainwashing America’s children on September 8th, and only a few brave Wingnuts will stand up and yank their kids out of school so they don’t have to see a scary black man talk.

Wingnut Web – Sarah Palin is a Quitter Edition!

[adrotate banner=”1″]Sarah Palin shocked everyone with a rambling speech where she resigned as governor because she is a quitter who likes to cut and run. This made everyone in the entire universe go insane. The same responses are on every wingnut site out there, with people bitterly divided on if it is a shrewd move, or if she flushed it all away. thefoxnation.com reacts to Sarah Palin quitting her governorship by going bananas, and as that is where I copied and pasted these quotes from, that is where we will be talking about on this Wingnut Web!

Dan in Savannah has some questions
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Dubhs shows how the GOP is reaching out to minorities
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A Vietnam Veteran who still has acne? Must be the roids…
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Dubhs and be are the classiest guys on thefoxnation.com
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Joey will be back!
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Remember, Dubhs comment passed the moderation queue without incident on thefoxnation.com
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be’s call for murder is perfectly acceptable for the moderators of this Fox News website!
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be is so angry that liberals would dare insult children…
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let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be…
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Remember, approved by the moderators….
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T.A. Tate plus 8 (feet of beer belly)
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LADYNRED70461 doesn’t realize Sarah will just quit doing that, also!
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If Sarah can’t handle the lower 48 liberals, what will she do when she has to fight the upper 48 liberals?
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Laugh.
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StandUpAmerica? More like KnockedUpAmerica!
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Reactions are still coming in and crazy is everywhere, but this little slice of approved by moderators Fox News postings is done for now. Wingnut Web is out!

Wingnut Web – FoxNation.com Death Threats Edition!

[adrotate banner=”1″]thefoxnation.com (aka foxnation.com) is supposed to be FoxNews’s answer to the HuffingtonPost, but just turned out to be a big bunch of babies. The “Fair and Balanced” FoxNews site gives us articles with such titles as “Why Does NBC News Attack Average Americans?” and “Hey Janet, FBI’s ‘Most Wanted’ Is a LEFT-WINGER” The commenters are about as insightful as a bag of hot dogs, and usually just good for a laugh. Until today. That’s when the moderated foxnation.com let this lovely comment go through, which calls for the GOP to murder Democrats:
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Now, commenters on both sides of the aisle call this guy out, but not everyone does! Apparently, reporting people who threaten death to politicians to the FBI is what happens in communist Russia!

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Thank you, florida coolpop, for showing just how horrible you are!

The thread these are taken from is: http://www.thefoxnation.com/justice/2009/05/01/vacancy
If anyone spots any other death threats at FoxNation.com, let us know!

Wingnut Web – Sean Hannity Secret Picture Edition

[adrotate banner=”1″]Sean Hannity has gone nutso without a punching bag like Colmes to go after, so now he has gone all advent calender and put up a Barack Obama picture, with pieces that will be removed one a day to reveal the true Barack Obama. This has lead to a flurry of crazies trying to guess the picture. We all know it will be some dumb Carter thing, or some stupid “commie” crap, and Sean Hannity’s picking of a picture to define the Obama presidency before he even started just is further nails in the coffin of Hannity’s uselessness.

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I am sure we will have reasoned responses here by our wingnuts!

I saw Wicked on Broadway and it totally didn’t rule:
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Yeah, Brandy Jones! Don’t you know all True Christians have precognitive powers to know the character of a person by sight?
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I am not promoting hate and Christians love others, but MUSLIMS ARE THE DEVIL!!!!
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Why that Right Wing Daily Show never took off I’ll never know…
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Is it a coincidence we weren’t attacked in 7 years? Yes.
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My husband told me this stuff it is totally true.
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Tears are being shed because no one knows how to use the Shift button!
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When will White People ever get out from under the shoe of the Black Man?
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Mister Carmen F would be outsmarted by Curious George:
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World War 11 was the last good war, not like that World War 12…
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The Anti-Christ is SNOWBALLing us! (in the Clerks reference way!)
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ANTICHRIST ANTICHRIST ANTICHRIST ANTICHRIST I love your hair, Sean! ANTICHRIST ANTICHRIST!!
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Americans only appreciate American blood.
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maritza gets off on writing terrible abortion sex fantasies:
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Finally, a reasonable guess:
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That’s enough for now, my vomit meter can only puke so much an evening! Tune in next time, because this horror will never stop!

Wingnut Web – Obama closes Gitmo edition

[adrotate banner=”1″]Welcome to the first edition of Wingnut Web, where the crazy posts of idiot Right Wingers are cataloged and archived for our children’s children to enjoy. Assuming Conservative policies don’t cause the end of the planet first. Welcome to a scary world where any nut with a computer can make threats against the president on mainstream news organization websites!

YOU DECIDE: Would You Want Terrorists In Your Back Yard?

Actual quotes from readers of Foxnews.com:

Brian lives in a world where TV is real and reality is fiction:

Comment by Brian
Barack and the other remaining 545 people who run this country (9 Justices, 535 House and Senate seats, and VP) should all take an hour of their life every Monday and watch the drama series ‘24?.

While only a t.v. series, it focusses on the things we all do not see behind closed doors that need to be done. Tell me that any one of those 546 memebers had a personal threat on their family and they knew a conspirator had information to save their family that they would simply ask Mr. Terrorist “Can you please tell me what you know?”

It ain’t going to work!!!! These people have no boundaries. Good, decent people have rules and boundaries to keep civilization alive. These people have none and because of this, it allows them to have no ends of what they are capable of (Did we forget 9/11 America!!!!!!) Sometimes, you have to drop to your enemie’s level in order to get results. At the end of the day, I want to feel safe knowing our agencies are doing everything they can to protect me and my family.

Namby-Pamby Barack O-Bambi is my new favorite nickname for the prez

Comment by Katherine Janousky
Namby-Pamby Barack O-Bambi is not only emasculating America by turning the CIA into Can’t Interrogate Anyone, but now he’s living down to his middle name by closing Gitmo and puttting the terrorists among us. I hope those misguided voters who put him in office are as thrilled with him as Bin Laden et. al. are.
Katherine Janousky

HALF WIT indeed

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HALF WHITE HALF WHITE HALF WHITE HALF WHITE HALF WHITE HALF WHITE NO NUKES HALF WHITE HALF WHITE HALF WHITE SAVE THE WHALES HALF WHITE STOCKS AT 8100 HALF WHITE HALF WHITE ECONOMY STUPID HALF WHITE HALF WHITE CAN I HAVE A NEW PONEY DADDY HALF WHITE HALF WHITE TWO TRILLION IN SPENDING HALF WHITE HAS IT SUNK IN YET HALF WHITE STILL A POLITICIAN HALF WHITE HALF WIT HALF WITT HALF WITT THINK GREEN HALF WHITE

Who is Ilkada?

Comment by Julia Strickler
Since this man said he would side with the Islams, releasing the terrorists is just the beginning of more terrorist in this country. NO, NO, NO, I do not want them in this country. The Ilkada waged war on the United States at 911 how short memories are in this country. They need to be treated just for who they are. Softening our ways will only encourage more terrorism. It is known that those who have been released have been in the camps of the terrorist. IF

Joe Millionaire is moving up in the world

Comment by Joe
Many of the detainees will be released! These are PROVEN terrorists who want YOU, ME and EVERY American D-E-A-D! It will only be a matter of time before the newslines read, “EX GITMO Prisoner(s) fly airplanes into Sears Tower and White House!” (example)… or were Suicide Bombers walking down the streets of L.A. and detonated! I would have no problem if Obama blew up the Prison in GITMO… as long as the current prisoners were still there at the time!

MMJ’s keyboard is buried under a pile of sand. The sand that was in her vagina.

Comment by MMJ
OK I WILL OBAMA IS A IDIOT. THIS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU TRY TO CREATE HISTORY INSTEAD OF MAKING HISTORY AND LETS FACE IT THE MEDIA WONT SAY A THING WE ALL KNOW THAT AND LETS BE REAL ITS BECAUSE OF HALF OF HIS ETHIC BACK GROUND. LIBRALS YOU MAKE NO SENCE YOU WANT THE RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS THAT THE CONSTINTION GIVES YOU BUT WHEN IT DONT GO YOUR WAY YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.EXAMPLE CAL. THE PEOPLE VOTE NO TO GAY MARRIAGE BUT THATS NOT WHAT YOU WANT SO YOU WANT THE CONSTITION CHANGED BUT WHEN ITS SOMETHING TO DO WITH COUNTRY SAFETY YOU DONT CARE.

Dr. Woo prays for the death of his president’s family like all loyal Americans.

Comment by drwoo
MAY OBAMA’S WIFE AND KIDS BE THE FIRST TO BE BLOWN UP, BURNED ALIVE OR HAVE TO JUMP OUT OF A WINDOW ON THE 88TH FLOOR (SPLAT). MAY OBAMA REAP WHAT HE HAS SOWN> AMEN!!!

The homeless are even a nuisance online…

Comment by Homeless
I try hard to understand your conservative fearful philosophy; you should try to look at the world in a more realistic way in which we can hold ourselves accountable for our own actions.

This is probably too complicated for you all, so I’ll say it simply. STOP THE IGNORANCE!! EDUCATE YOURSELVES!””

OKAY – SINCE YOU ARE SO INTELLIGENT AND TOLERANT (IVY-LEAGUER? THEY LOVE SAYING THAT), THEN JUST SHOW US THE SAME “LOVE” YOU SHOW THE TERRORISTS –

JUST CALL US FREEDOM FIGHTERS!! AND REMEMBER IT WAS BUSH WHO SAVED YOU FOR THE LAST 7 YEARS FROM AN ATTACK WORSE THAN 9/11, PROBABLY IN A HIGHLY POPULATED LIBERAL CITY.

Bomb them with daisies? We found a flower power hippy at FoxNews.com!

Comment by Bob Sturges
Yes close Gitmo now. Extract all the Marines on the site, leave the wackos in their cages then drop a daisy bomb on the site to clean it up for good – no worry about trials or moving the wackos to the mainland. The ACLU is 100% Dem and it shows – heck if these guys were around during WW II and the Germans needed a match to light the gas chambers in the concentration camps – they would have handed them a match since the Germans ‘have rights too’ which would be their position.

What the President has pronounced is an abomination and perhaps an unrepairable insult to all current and ex military and to the victims and families of these Terrorists.

Barack, what are you doing posting on FoxNews?

Comment by Barry
What a moron. He is going to shut down the intelligence community just like Wild Bill did and make us blind. Under Clinton we had the Cole, Twin Towers etc and everyone says the Twin Towers #2 was Bush? It was planned under Clinton and it was sucessful because he shut down the CIA. Now Hussien is doing the same thing that Clinton did.

P.S. And if you did not notice, he lifted the ban on the use of our tax dollars to fund abortions for non US citezens. Economic crisis not to mention morality and now he is taking my tax dollars without my consent.

No president? Awesome! I’m staying home from work then.

Comment by Lori P
WE HAVE NO PRESIDENT! OBAMA is NOT eligible! The Constitution has been destroyed! THANKS LIBERAL TRAITORS! Oh, and btw, I do not believe Obama DID get majority vote. His direct involvment in ACORN and their illegal voter registration fraud by the MILLIONS should have landed that creep in JAIL! As far as I am concerned, ALL OF HIS POLICIES ARE ILLEGAL!

Hey, wonderful, the FBI will be in touch…

Comment by Jim P
WHEN THE BOYS FROM GITMO GET HERE OBAMA WILL GIVE THEM WELFARE,SECTION 8 HOUSING AND EVERYTHING ELSE THE STUPID ASS PEOPLE WHO PUT HIM IN OFFICE GET. LET THEM LIVE IN DC. THEY WILL BLEND IN WITH THE REST OF THE DC RESIDENTS! HOPE ALL THE LOW LIFE AND WELFARE PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR OBAMA ARE HAPPY. BY THE WAY, WHEN WILL THE TICKETS TO THE FORD THEATER GO ON SALE?

But America is satan…

Comment by Jennilon Vaughn
The majority of people in Gitmo live in a society that believes AMERICA is satan! You sympathizers understand that? They want OUR BLOOD, weather we are Democrats or Republicans! They know that they will get the chance to “bomb on demand” with Obama and his administration! They relish with glee like a kid trapped in a candy store when they see how divided our country is. Everyone thought Hitler was a saviour too when Germany’s economy crashed. He did some “wonderful” things to win the public’s trust and then unleashed a war! History is to be learned so that we don’t repeat it. I guess the left was asleep during class! And for those of you who are SO selfishly thinking about just the ECONOMY, what good is the economy if we go up in a mushroom cloud? Yes the economy is important but so is being around to fix it! We hadn’t even scratched the surface! The economy will fix it self, it needs time, time we may cut short with Mr. Popularity’s policies! Come on all ready! Think!

Another thing, it’s not FOX’s responsibility to give you both sides when you refuse to see the other side no matter how they present the news! Try to get over yourselves! It starts with MORALS.

Remember Alcatras.

Comment by Diane
of course no one wants them in the U.S. So, here’s a question, why is Obama so set on shutting Gitmo down…..people really need to question his motives. Is it really because he is a “compassionate” individual or is it another political ploy. I mean, really, there are other alternatives……He is just such a “do it my way” person that he can’t think out of the box and say hey, let’s find alternatives….let’s get this place up and running and working. This is going to be his biggest character flaw as time goes on. He can’t get out of his own way and his own agenda.

Now is the time to be united, to stand as one….wasn’t that what he said…..what a bunch of croc that is, he only wants us united to his way. He is so inexperienced in being a leader that it is going to become laughable….So, sad it will be at the expense of our beautiful country.

BTW people, The guy won by using psychology and tearing down and blaming the other guy….not because he is any good at anything, gee, I wonder who he will blame when his plan to close Gitmo happens and he has a nightmare on his hands as to what to do with all those prisoners. Good Grief Obama, they are out there for a reason…..remember Alcatras.

Until next time…which will be soon. Far too soon…

Proof this is sadly real:

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