Ace Ventura Jr – This is the face of horror

Ace Ventura 3 - What the Frak???

Proof society has decayed past the point of no return has been found, in the form of the fourth Jim Carrey-less sequel to a Jim Carrey movie, Ace Ventura Jr. Just looks at that frakking kid. I want to murder him. He is the obnoxious oaf from the Nancy Drew bomb, and thanks to some sixties-ish producer having a hard on for him, he keeps getting work. The plot for this travesty:

Allrighty-then. After his African adventure in “Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls,” Ace returned to Florida, married girlfriend Melissa (Ann Cusack) and became the doting father of a baby boy. Never one to sit still, Ace’s curious nature took him on another remote case. The goofball gumshoe was never to be seen or heard from again.

Single mom Melissa couldn’t fully put the past behind her. Now a zookeeper, she and Ace Jr. (Flitter) have made a life carrying on without her husband. Much to Melissa’s chagrin, however, 12-year-old Ace Jr. has begun to follow in his father’s comic footsteps. He has recently become a pet detective for the 7th grade set, often trying to recover classmates’ missing pets, and always with big mishaps.

But when a master animal thief abducts a baby panda and his mom is wrongly arrested of the crime, Ace Jr. must jump into action. Now, with the help of pals Laura and tech wizard A-Plus, young Ace must bring the thief to justice and do his inane and lovable dad’s memory justice

Courtney Cox refused to return as well, so the third Cusack will now be the girlfriend. And can we talk about naming the tech whiz kid (read=nerd) A-Plus? Why not just name him Chip or IQ? I already give this film an F-Minus.

Directed by David Mickey Evans admits , who made the terrific Sandlot, but the average Sandlot 2, as well as Beethoven 3 and 4. He let his kids pick this movie. Seriously. Sometimes, kids need to be drowned in the bathtub.

Here is the trailer

Hell declares war on Earth with Ace Ventura 3!

Another Jim Carrey-less sequel to a Jim Carrey movie, this one starring the most annoying kid in the world, fat bastard Josh Flitter. This time he’s the son of Jim Carrey, so we have nothing but an annoying kid running around to try to keep us entertained. This stinks like DTV (the director David M. Evans directed the good Sandlot film, but also one of the DTV sequels and two DTV Beethoven sequels) but will probably get released in theaters just to bomb spectacularly, and hopefully finish off Josh Flitter’s career forever. I long for the day he’ll be asking me if I want fries with that.

Will this be worse than Son of the Mask? Of course it will! Head to the bomb shelters now, this celluloid crap will be the cinema equivalent of 9-11!

Flitter to star in ‘Ace Ventura 3’
Actor will play pet detective’s son
By DAVE MCNARY

Josh Flitter will topline Morgan Creek comedy “Ace Ventura 3,” directed by David M. Evans.

“Ace 3” will be produced by Morgan Creek topper James G. Robinson. David Robinson will also serve as a producer with Morgan Creek’s Guy McElwaine exec producing.

Principal photography will begin Sept. 17 in Orlando, Fla. Screenplay, penned by Jason Heimberg, Justin Heimberg and Jeff Sank, centers on the son of Ace Ventura following in his father’s footsteps by becoming a pet detective for the 7th-grade set and tracking a stolen baby panda after his mother’s wrongly arrested for the crime.

Flitter’s currently appearing in “License to Wed” and “Nancy Drew.” Evans penned “Radio Flyer” and directed “The Sandlot.”

Ace Ventura Jr