Return of Mr. Superman (Review)
Return of Mr. Superman
Written and directed by Manmohan Sabir
In 1960, India would release not just one, but two movies featuring the American super hero Superman. Neither film was authorized by DC Comics, and both films starred famed actor P. Jairaj as Superman. Yet weirdly enough, the two films were produced by competing production companies. Both films were originally going to be called Superman, but producers from Mukul Pictures wrote a letter to Manmohan Films (ran by writer/director Manmohan Sabir), which resulted in Manmohan changing the name of their production to Return of Mr. Superman. At least, that’s how the story goes, though the oft-repeated story doesn’t seem to have an actual origin beyond people repeating it. The 1960 Superman film is not available to watch, though some songs from the soundtrack still exist. The only listings I have seen of out of print VCDs or VHS tapes all seem to be about Return of Mr. Superman, so the chances of actually locating the missing Indian Superman film might be a lot closer to zero than I want. If the past few years of lost films arising from the ashes has taught me one thing, it’s to never give up hope. Superman may still be out there, but until he returns to Earth, let’s make do with Return of Mr. Superman!
India would return to Superman a few more times. There is a well-known Hindi version of Superman that has become a common grey-market trading item. There is also a Telugu-language Superman film starring NTR called Superman, which we’ve covered before. Superman’s costume has appeared in musical numbers as well. Let us not forget about the documentary Supermen of Malegaon, which covered the making of a micro-budget Superman bootleg film. Nor is India alone in their bootleg Supermen, he’s popped up in films from Turkey, Bangladesh, and Italy, with suspiciously similar characters appearing in dozens of films from many origins. Superman just has that universal appeal that everyone strives for.
Superman here isn’t the classic Superman costume we all know and love (nor is it the awful red and blue costumes from that forgetable story arc) Superman (or Mr. Superman if you’re nasty) looks like Commando Cody, complete with a crazy space goggles, mask, and cap over his head. He’s got a jumpsuit and a big cape, but still manages to not look like any other incarnation of the hero. My favorite aspect isn’t the goggles, but is his face mask that still has a hole cut for the mouth so he can smugly grin at his opponents as they land punch after useless punch against his chest, before he defeats them by lightly tossing them aside.
Superman gets involved in a complicated smuggling plot, dealing with criminals who continue to operate despite some super-powered guy running around foiling all their plans. It’s not a real mystery as to why that is, the cops in the film are so incompetent at catching these criminals that they often don’t catch them despite Superman phoning them with specific instructions. The only one with any competence is the guy who keeps answering Superman’s calls, and the cops only get effective when he’s leading them in the final battle.
Despite the print being in relatively good condition for a 1960 Indian film, there are obviously some missing segments. At one point two women are captured and Superman goes to attack the villains, but there is no actual rescue of the women. In addition, the main villain who sports a beret suddenly has a black eye for reasons unknown, possibly due to said missing rescue. Another thin is the sudden appearance of a Random Hero Dog, who may not be so random if he is from another part of the film, but as that part does not seem to have made it to the VCD releases, who knows. Finally, Helen is featured in the credits, but does not appear in the film as far as I could determine. She is also listed in the credits for the other 1960 Superman film, so maybe something shady was going on, or maybe her big number has been lost to the sands of time.
As interesting as this movie sounds, it’s actually pretty close to terrible serials in quality. The chunks missing probably help the pacing a bit, though it looks like a few of those sequences were action parts, so maybe not. Definitely something to seek out for fans of obscure stuff, but Return of Mr. Superman isn’t going to make anyone’s bootleg super hero movie must-see list. It’s interesting for the obvious serial influences, but if you aren’t a fan of serials, you will get really annoyed really quickly.
As this film is obscure as heck, please enjoy the overly long film synopsis review. And there are no subtitles for Return of Mr. Superman, but at TarsTarkas.NET, we don’t need no stinking subtitles!
P. Jairaj was a Bollywood actor who dated back to the silent era, his first film being 1929’s Jagmugti Jawani. Born Paidypathy Jairula Naidu, Jairaj was the son of an accountant in a well-to-do family in Hyderabad which set up a life for him to follow, but Jairaj dropped out of college to find his own fortune in Bombay. A friend who worked for Mahavir Photoplays figured he would make a good screen actor, and gave him a supporting role. This was quickly followed by the lead in 1930’s Raseeli Rani, and a string of films followed. When sound was introduced to Indian film, Jairaj had an advantage of speaking Hindi and Urdu (Jairaj also spoke Telugu, but I don’t believe he starred in any Telugu language pictures), but had the disadvantage of not being able to sing. Luckily, the playback system saved his bacon, and he continued being an in-demand lead actor through the 1950s. By the 1960s, his star had faded a bit, and he was relegated to character roles, though managing appearances in classic cinema like Sholay, Toofan, and Don. Through the 1980s and 90s he made less and less frequent appearances. He died in relative obscurity in 2000. Jairaj had some directorial credits, was awarded the Dadasaheb Phalke Lifetime Achievement Award in 1980, and is even in the Guinness World Records for having the longest-spanning career of an actor at 70 years.
Sheila Ramani was a swinging leading lady in the 1950s, her best known role might be in 1954’s Taxi Driver. She was the niece of Pakistani producer Sheikh Latif (Lachchu), who not only got her some roles in Indian cinema, but some Pakistani films as well (such as Anokhi (1956)). By the end of the 50s, her star was on decline and she appeared in B pictures such as this one and 1959’s Tarzan-inspired Jungle King. She retired from film after getting married.
Filling the supporting/comic relief role here is Majnu. He was born Harold Lewis, a Punjabi actor who debuted in 1935’s Majnu, an action comedy that satirized the story of Layla and Majnun (and provided him with the nickname he’s use for the rest of his career!) Though he started in lead roles, he did a lot of supporting/comedic roles through his long career.
So here’s the full scale Roll Call:
We start with the story of mankind through the ages, which is less about mankind and more about showing stock footage of animals fighting. How wonderful to see animals harming each other for the entertainment of mankind, that certainly throws a wrench in this sequence supposedly showing how evolved human beings have gotten.
Eventually we get to science and the knowledge of other planets, which means an alien kid arrives on Earth via a light aircraft pretending to be a spaceship, and appearing already landed in a field. Hey, it saves on effects budgets! The child is discovered by local nice guy farmer Ram Dayal. As he’s go no kids of his own, it’s adoption time!
The child gets a loving home and family, and is named named Jaikumar. We see him be happy and grow. His great strength is demonstrated by his ability to defeat slightly larger children in wrestling. Jaikumar uses his x-ray vision to find buried treasure, which his dad promptly donates to the government.
The now grown up Jaikumar is a reporter working for a newspaper called Azad Desh. His best friend is his coworker Johnny, and Jaikumar is dating fellow employee Usha. The news editor is a serious-looking guy with mustache, played by David. Comic relief player Johnny spends much of his time at work hitting on the typist played by Shammi, though he’s dating Stella and loves her enough they share a few duets.
While working on a story, Jaikumar starts stalking some random villains and just turns into Superman after walking behind a tree and begins punching them. They punch back, but Superman is invulnerable and just poses and grins while they punch away. He beats up most of them, but their beret-wearing leader escapes. He leads a villain powwow later as they brainstorm solutions to their new problem.
Usha has a musical number with Jaikumar. Later, Jaikumar overhears some villains smuggling plot and reports to the police. He tells them he is Superman when he calls. They bust a few of the smugglers and the villains discuss what to do again. These villains have a lot of meetings, it’s like the second season of The Wire or something!
Daikumar, Usha, Johnny, and Stella go on a birthday picnic, and Daikumar watches as Usha gets another musical number. Beret Guy spies on them from the bushes, which means he’s not only a criminal mastermind, but one of those weirdos in the park!
Beret Guy plots with Shashi to steal the two women. They tell Stella that Johnny is in the hospital and wants her there, while Beret Guy pretends to be a taxi to kidnap Usha. Superman attacks the villains’ headquarters and punches lots of goons while Beret Guy and Shashi escape through secret door. Suddenly Jaikumar is taking Usha on a date, so the rescue of her and Stella isn’t on this print, if it existed. It’s more assumed than anything. Perhaps everyone died, and everything from her onward is someone’s dying fever dream…
The villains realize they can’t defeat Superman using their strength, so they must defeat him with their brains. The best way to do that is to turn everyone against Superman, so they plot to besmirch his name by dressing as Superman and committing crimes. Fake Superman rob drivers at gunpoint! Fake Superman robs some guy’s safe at gunpoint! Inspector Desai is shocked that his good friend is now evil. The press has a field day with the scandal. Return of Mr. Superman defies movie conventions by just showing newspaper machines churning out papers instead of having newspaper headlines spin in.
Shashi sings for the villains as they celebrate their bad deeds, and Jaikumar is forced to do actual investigative newspaper work and asks Inspector Desai about Superman’s criminal acts. You know the villains are evil when they make the hero have to do his 9 to 5 job! Johnny and Stella sing on the beach, as Superman being framed isn’t impacting their lives at this moment.
Why is Jaikumar doing all this investigation to discover who the villains are when they are obviously the same villains that caused all the other troubles? You know, the only villains in the movie? Jaikumar and Johnny sneak into a spooky hideout where a cobra is loose.
The villains listen to Shashi sing on a boat, then they arrive at their destination and Superman begins beating them up! Dang that Superman, knowing dock times! Beret Guy escapes yet again. They’re planning one more big bad smuggle.
Before anything else can happen, Usha needs another song number!
Okay, back to the smuggling. Jaikumar and Johnny bring Inspector Desai to the latest smuggling drop. Inspector Desai calls in the calvery, and dozens of cops show up and start arresting all sorts of random goons.
Fake Superman pulls out a gun, but then a random dog chases him down and attacks. Yes, a Random Hero Dog has appeared out of nowhere to help the ending of this film become awesome! Daikumar becomes Real Superman. He’s immune to the bullets fired by Shashi. Superman takes to the skies – it’s just a still image with rear projection.
All this time, Fake Superman is struggling with Random Hero Dog. He finally escapes the dog’s grip and runs to a jeep and speeds away. Random Hero Dog gives chase. I love this random hero dog! Soon all the villains except Beret Guy (who is Fake Superman) are caught by the waves of cops or Superman himself.
Random Hero Dog catches up to the jeep and jumps inside, but that’s all we see Random Hero Dog do.
Fake superman exits the jeep, and the real Superman beats him up rather easily. We see Random Hero Dog limp to the aftermath. This dog is the real Superman! Give this dog a steak!
Rated 6/10 (Earth, tiger, cave dude, wild animals, space ship, landed)
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