Are We There Yet 3 went really dark!
[adrotate banner=”1″]The next RiffTrax Live event is the Kickstarter stretch goal Anaconda! You all remember this lovely film, about a snake that just wants to eat J-Lo and Ice Cube, and also Jon Voight is the creepiest weirdo you ever did see in a movie about a giant snake. It’s crazy and it’s RiffTrax Live!
Will there be very obvious jokes about how the snake is question has no desires unless the gluteus maximus is of maximum maximus proportions? Will Nikki Minaj show up and start rapping out a verse like she does on every song on the radio? Will robots invade the Earth while you are safe in your theater, only to emerge in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? You’ll just have to buy tickets to find out!
RiffTrax Live Anaconda happens on October 30th in theaters around the country, so be there or be squeezed to death by a freakishly giant snake!
Also there is a contest going on to submit Riffs for the RiffTrax Life, it ends September 30th and can win you a $100 gift certificate. So do that if you like to do that kind of thing!