The Stealth Sex Fiend

The Stealth Sex Fiend

aka 隱形淫魔之勇擒貴利雙柴 aka Invisible Erotomania
Stealth Sex Fiend
2003
Written and directed by ???

Invisible dudes love reading porn!

People ask me all the time “Tars, why do you watch those terrible cheap foreign softcore films that have no redeeming value and are terrible and bad and terrible? Also, where can I get a copy?” And I like to remind myself and the world that even these terrible terrible films have value. These films say things, show things, and reveal much about relationships and gender roles in their country of origin (as well as what country’s porn is influencing them!) that regular budgeted cinema fails to do. While many of those films operate under a layer of characters and nuance and meaning, some of these softcore flicks are just a stripped-down raw look into their culture. Many are terrible because they have no money, but also because they show things that are terrible. I’m not saying that The Stealth Sex Fiend has some sort of double-secret true meaning of life, or that watching smut will change the world. But it might just make someone understand things somewhere a tiny bit more. And that’s not so bad, is it?

What do you do when you want to make a movie starring some ugly dude going invisible and getting his rape on when you got no money? You have him wear a goofy purple bodysuit and give it wavy effects! Sure, it doesn’t work at all, but you do have one of the creepiest softcore sex scenes ever.

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Suddenly a Fringe Festival breaks out!


Okay, I’ll level with you, I watched this only because I heard the effects for the invisibility were ridiculous, and I was not disappointed. Imagine a guy in a purple bodysuit and some video toasters swirly effects that try to make it look all Predator-vision. Even though Predator-vision makes no sense for how someone is invisible. The only half-way decent thing that happened in this film was the ending, which will be spoiled, because if anyone cares what happens at the end of The Stealth Sex Fiend, then you deserve to be launched into the sun.

Our Hero (in that he heroically turns invisible to rape women while his girlfriend is kidnapped) is murdered by said kidnapped girlfriend in retaliation for him abandoning her. As Our Hero was a disgusting idiot, it is a joyous thing to watch him be killified dead. A happy ending that we deserved for sitting through this junk.

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Who would have thought Predator vs.The Blue Man Group would be so boring?


The Stealth Sex Fiend is a film that it’s hard to find any real information on in English. Everything is the same two-three copy/pasted synopses that don’t even agree on the English name of the title, and even the HKMDB has not bothered giving an entry. It’s a film that people would rather be forgotten, a film that is just terrible and depicts terrible acts. A film that turned on its own main character. Back when nudie cutie films were first being shown, there was a subgenre known as roughies, which featured the nudity but also people being killed. The situation was that because they couldn’t show sexual release, the release of all the pent up feelings of the audience was depicted by characters being killed. The Stealth Sex Fiend inadvertently follows this point in a modified manner, the pent up terribleness becomes a force that has to be unleashed, killing the main character, otherwise people would just go bonkers. I’m talking end of the world scenario here. The Stealth Sex Fiend both inadvertently caused and then prevented the end of us all. It is one of those scary things that no one will ever know about except a few brave souls who watched a terrible movie about a invisible rapist who was really purple.

We can’t find a reliable cast list, and you better believe there wasn’t any subtitles. But at TarsTarkas.NET, we don’t need no stinking subtitles!

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I will give the women in this movie credit: They do keep clean!


Guy (???) – Our hero, to ugly and lazy to get a job, but not to buy weirdo sex pills from a shady guy. Doesn’t really care for his girlfriend.
Invisible Guy (???) – He’s invisible! I certainly can’t see him, and neither can you. Invisibility gives him the boldness to do things he wouldn’t do if he wasn’t in a purple bodysuit. I mean, if he wasn’t invisible. Because he’s totally invisible.
Sui-Fong (???) – The girlfriend of the main character, she spends most of her time either working out or being kidnapped. Is not fond of being left at the kidnappers’ place by a jerk boyfriend.
Narrator (???) – Narrates out story and sells weirdo sex pills to the main character, thus propelling the story forward. Was this whole movie just an elaborate ruse for Narrator to kill of the main character and collect a life insurance policy? I have no proof, but I say yes!

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Somehow I don’t think this is the guy’s apartment…


Why you shouldn’t sew your own clothes!

We have a narrator guy with a fan who tells us the story, and he’ll show up in between scenes to pad the even short running time out a bit. At one point he emerges from a ladies restroom to talk to us, which is about the extend of how interesting he is. After the painfully long narrator introduction we begin our story. Our Hero is worried about all his extra bills while his hot girlfriend exercises right in front of him. He just complains and complains, so she goes shower and then rejects his advances as soon as she gets out (after all, she did just shower!) But soon she acquiesces…

Our Hero meets up with the Narrator, who insults his looks for a while. Then he gives him some magic sex pills. Meanwhile, Girlfriend goes back to exercising, and two collection agency goons show up demanding money. It is soon apparent they aren’t from any accredited collection agency as they decide to kidnap Girlfriend as collateral for payment.

Our Hero takes a pill and turns translucent. Not invisible. He’s a tad disappointed. The pills expired in 1980! He heads home to look for Girlfriend, but finds a not explaining her abduction instead. He doesn’t seem to care.

Sui-Fong starts to rub herself all over, driving he captors wild, but then they leave the room (???) and then she continues to rub herself anyway (???????) so they return and have sex after they cut off some of her clothes with scissors.

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I’m gonna do drugs! It will rule!


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No…the drugs were replaced with…natural supplements!


Our Hero takes more pills and turns full on invisible. Full on invisible in that he is now a purple-dressed dude, because special effects are expensive. Is he going to rescue his girl?

Nope! He just looks at a porn mag while he is invisible. This is probably the first movie ever where an invisible character looks at magazine porn. Sure, the then goes and rapes his drunk neighbor, pleasing all the people watching this for invisible man rape fantasies. Then he goes to rape more women.

His Girlfriend is now making cup of noodles for her kidnappers, stopping to have sex with one of them. But don’t worry, she remembers to bring noodles for the other guy once they’re done. Drama averted!

Invisible Guy finally gets around to storming in, and for once they paid for the special effects, as he beats up the two other guys. Back home, he shows off the pills to her. They have sex for like 10 minutes, then she gives him a pill and he dies because it is poisoned!

She laughs at him. Laughs. LAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHSS!! She gives the pills to her two kidnapper friends, and this is as close as a happy ending as we’re gonna get. So just roll with it!

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WOO-HOO!!!!!


Stealth Sex Fiend

Oh, My!


Rated 1/10 (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


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It’s me, your Zen Narrator!

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Even I feel shame at narrating this terrible film!

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This actually happens.

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Yes, the Invisible Man makes sure no on can see him sneak around the corner

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I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!

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Best scene in the whole movie.

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Cup of Noodles – the seducer’s trick!

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Hey, you’re glitching out of our indie play!

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Should have gotten a child proof cap!

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