It’s Discount Puppet Explosion 411! Two teams battle to review B-movies.
In this episode, Team Bastards deals with Thor. Not the big budget Thor that was boring and bland, but the low-rent Thor that has guns and whines all the time. But there’s dinosaurs! And giant dogs! And Richard Grieco! And some chick! Will Whiny Thor make Team Bastards declare war against Thursdays? Find out!
Awesome, now I don’t have to watch Almighty Thor.
Oh, one day when you least expect it, 15 unmarked SUVs will pull up to your house, men in paramilitary uniforms and automatic weapons with rush out and surround you, amidst the flashbang grenades and the screams, one will slam the DVD of Almighty Thor into your player and make you watch.
These roving B-Movie Gangs must be stopped, before more innocents suffer.