Allan Quatermain and the Bad Idea

Do you remember Allan Quatermain? The public domain pulp hero who is very similar to the non-public domain Indiana Jones and thus whenever there is a new Indiana Jones movie suddenly Allan Quatermain gets dusted off? Well, now we got Allan Quatermain…in space! With Sam Worthington as Space Allan Quatermain, who will return to Earth after mankind abandoned it. No word on how many blue chicks Space Allan Quatermain will be banging, but my guess is around 37. Classic novels in space work out well, as Disney’s Treasure Planet can attest.

I heard there are blue chicks on Earth, yes/no?

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Written by Tars Tarkas

Tars Tarkas

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