Wingnut Web – Resistnet Birther Crazytown!

So, at TarsTarkas.NET, we’ve been following the saga of the Birthers with much interest. As Birther Queen Professor Orly Taitz MD writes the UN and demands protection, Birthers online have become more persecuted, largely due to several sites wising up and kicking their crazy butts off. But that just makes the Birthers whine even more loudly. Birthers are worse than Furries, with their cries of persecution. If Birthers weren’t also the same people who would deny all federal funding for treatment of those with mental illnesses, I would feel sorry for them. Instead, I just enjoy the show, my never-ending supply of popcorn being buttered by the constant river of Brither crazy posts. And now is becoming a Birther mecca. But don’t take our word for it, take many, many of their words!

The Birthers throw down the gauntlet and demand that Glenn Beck kiss their ring (said ring made from a birth certificate origamied the frak up!)

Anita D. Phillips starts us strong with random accusations of Muslims, Manchurian candidates, and the expressed desire to shame that negro for daring to be president!

Obama owns Snopes, Fact Check (whatever that is, and the Associated Press (maybe he should tell the AP to stop being so insulting to him…) But we now know Sky King is an expert in packing butts.

Chris is so far ahead of the game he thinks Hillary will run for president again in 2012 after Obama is shamed away in 2011. Boy will he be sad.

Let’s save the country by not being Birthers!

Let’s make up things that Obama admitted! It’s as good as real proof! (WTF is “the fish does rot from the top”?)

Nancy Simmons now hates America

If Glenn Beck doesn’t apologize to me personally, then I’ll just have to keep making meaningless posts on the internet!

jcdaley will go insane when Obama is reelected. INSANE.

Chris is ready to wage ultimate war!

NOOOO!!! They got to J.D. Hayworth! He’s been replaced by pod people also!

Truthers are CRAZY, unlike us, with all this evidence that we don’t have…

No, wait, Truthers and Birthers are like peas in a pod. Pod People!

I am perfectly comfortable being crazy. It is perfectly comfortable sitting in this giant kiddie pool filled with chocolate pudding naked and I love doing it at the mall. Only mindless Obots want me to cover up.

WAHHH!!! Beck no love us!

victoria barard sure hates Glenn Beck despite watching him every day and him being her hero until he insulted one (1!!) of her beliefs.

Beck and O’Reilly are double-teaming the Birthers! It’s a steel-cage match!

FoxNews is in on the Birth Certificate Conspiracy, because…..uh….IT JUST IS!!!

This woman writes entire novels dedicated to demanding various entertainers apologize to her. Her novel about how Sting needs to apologize because Tantric Sex is against God was 978 pages long.

They can’t stop us! Our crazy is our gasoline!

Okay, this is the ultimate post. So the Right Wing and Obama are in cahoots to have Obama be president despite not having a birth certificate, and when the birthers close in, Obama will pretend that the Right is attacking him so the birthers get drowned out in all the noise. And this giant conspiracy that everyone on the planet is in on except for a few posters on has only been exposed by the few posters on and Prof. HM Orly Taitz TE with NO ONE ELSE coming forward about this gigantic plot. And we aren’t birthers, we are Article2ists!

Now, as you saw with the crazy crazy crazy up above, the birthers destroy anything they come in contact with, because they hijack everything into the birth certificate discussion. Thus, a few places such as have cleaned house and banned all the birthers. More mainstream Republican candidates are trying to back off of the crazy claims despite the popularity with the birtherism with the teabagger crowd. Thus, we get this article talking about it:


First up is Dee, who is quick to declare there is no leader in the Tea Party, except those of us with Admin in our names! He logic also makes TarsTarkas.NET a leader in the Teabagger movement because we are part of everyone…


John Kerry locked up Obama’s records!

patriot proves he is a patriot for the country of Moronica. Their flag is a table.

Only LIBERALS would be evil enough to convince the GOP that Birthers are crazy!

Apparently I am scared to death of Chris. Who knew?

I also support the right making Birthers as loud and bright as possible, but probably not for the same reasons as victoria barard

Wait, am I terrorized or am I scared to death? Also, if I am terrorized, does that make Birthers terrorists?

Debbie Laurie is so hard up for heroes she thinks victoria barard is a well-spoken leader

victoria reveals that her secret is to not hit them with the crazy stuff right away, because she secretly knows it is crazy.

J.D. Hayworth just isn’t crazy enough! Who wants a crawfish when you can have a lobster of crazy?

Let’s take J.D. Hayworth to see the Wizard of Oz to get some courage!

A Tom Tancredo defender? In my Teabag?

Birthers have destroyed Beck. And now they will destroy America! MuHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mel Frost is ice cold. He’s a chill fellow.

Wait, what the crap? Suddenly I want a Slim Jim…

Third Parties are the Democrats secret weapon. Just ask Ralph Nader…

Want to have more than two parties? That makes you a commie!

R.L. Smith goes to throw his vote away…

victoria barard goes off…

And continues…and continues…

We end with bonus Monsanto hate, from the people who don’t get that the Republicans they are voting in are the reason for most of this capitalism deregulation! And aren’t you for the free market? This must mean… is full of communists!!!!!! NOOOOooOOOOooOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bang that hammer and sickle, Resistnet, and maybe you will find the birth certificate!

5 thoughts on “Wingnut Web – Resistnet Birther Crazytown!

  1. In my opinion this is what the small portions of the republican party of “birthers, baggers and blowhards” have brought you. They are good at “Follow the Leader” of their dullard leaders, they listen to Beck, Hedgecock, Hannity, O’Reilly, Rush and Savage and the rest of the Blowhards. Are you surprise at what they do when you know what they think? The world is complicated and most republicans (Hamiliton, Lincoln, Roosevelt) believe that we should use government a little to increase social mobility, now its about dancing around the claim of government is the problem. The sainted Reagan passed the biggest tax increase in American history and as a result federal employment increased, but facts are lost when mired in mysticism and superstition. Although most republicans are trying to distant themselves from this fringe they have a long way to go.

  2. The simpleton Birthers along with the Tea baggers are the same whiners that were crying when the McCain/Bailin ticket lost. Now that their yelling and screaming failed to stop the health care debate and the bill from passing they are crying again. Let’s face it the Republicans had eight years to deal with health care, immigration, climate change and financial oversight and governance and they failed. The Republicans are good at starting wars (two in eight years, with fat contracts to friends of Cheney/Bush) but not at winning wars as seen by the continuing line of body bags that keep coming home. Instead of participating in the health care debate of ideas the Republicans party turned inward to their old fashion obstructionist party (and their Confederacy roots). In my opinion the Republican Waterloo loss was caused by the party allowing a small portions (but very loud) of the republican party of “birthers, baggers and blowhards” to take over their party. I will admit that this fringe is very good at playing “Follow the Leader” by listening to their dullard leaders, Beck, Hedgecock, Hannity, O’Reilly, Rush, Savage, Sarah Bailin, Orly Taitz, Victoria Jackson, Michele Bachmann and the rest of the Blowhards and acting as ill programmed robots (they have already acted against doctors that perform abortions). The Birthers and the Tea party crowd think they can scare, intimidate and force others to go along with them by comments like “This time we came unarmed”, let me tell you something not all ex-military join the fringe militia crazies who don’t pay taxes and run around with face paint in the parks playing commando, the majority are mature and understand that the world is more complicated and grey than the black and white that these simpleton make it out to be and that my friend is the point. The world is complicated and people like Hamilton, Lincoln, and Roosevelt believed that we should use government a little to increase social mobility, now it’s about dancing around the claim of government is the problem. The sainted Reagan passed the biggest tax increase in American history and as a result federal employment increased, but facts are lost when mired in mysticism and superstition. Although some Republicans are trying to distant themselves from this fringe most of them, having no game plan/ vision for our country, are just going along and fanning the flames. For a party that gave us Abraham Lincoln, it is tragic that the ranks are filled with too many empty suits. But they now claim they have changed, come on, what sucker is going to believe that? All I can say to you is remember Waterloo.

  3. Asst Natl Dir Mellie to Roy
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    Asst Natl Dir Mellie has sent you a message on Patriotic Resistance
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    Subject: Tea partiers in two camps: Sarah Palin vs. Ron Paul

    “Hi Ron,

    I have deleted the above mentioned Discussion.

    We cannot have this type of discussion as this defeats the purpose of what we are trying to do.
    We cannot have ANY 3rd parties invovlement in the next two elections unless you or any of the Ron
    Paul people like the way things are now. A third party move in any way, shape or form will only
    lead to a second term for Obama. And we Do Not want that. We want to make him a Lame Duck
    president this year with a conservative victory.

    The purpose of this site is to unite all conservatives and not to divide them and from this point forward any and all devisive discussions/posts/blogs will be removed.

    Thanks for all you are doing and keep up the great work.

    Mellie Reid
    Asst Natl Dir”

    Apparently, Mellie doesn’t realize that Ron Paul is a republican.

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