Free Republic's No Good, Very Bad Week Part 1
Its a tough time to be a Patriot, suddenly, in Obama’s newly UHC-ized America. In the space of 8 days Freepers went from repeating the same warning cry of impending civil war they have been for the last god knows how long to doing something constructive about the shockingly passed Kill Grandma Forever Bill, like cheering other keyboard commandos on government assistance who tells everyone else its time to start throwing rocks. In response to the liberty bricks being thrown through the glass windows of communism – or maybe the nooses of freedom faxed through the Canon 3-in-1 of self-determination – Generalissimo Obamao has sent his Black Panther crack slave Eric Holder to scare your weekend Tea Partying grandparents into submission by blitzkrieging the peace-loving white Christian militia Hutaree instead of that terrorist cell running the Stop n’ Go on the bad side of town. Thank your lucky stars that the web’s premiere conservative forum isn’t shy about melting down in public. (Note: all headline links go to the Free Republic thread the quotes were taken from; lots more crazy there, but probably not work safe.)
You get the idea. Although its worth noting that welfare recipient
Mike Vanderboegh’s infamous brick breaking screed is linked in the thread, its nothing compared to the day your freedom actually finally for real died…
(its not cupcakes)
Dear mods: pulling a post doesn’t work so well when you leave the posts that quote it.
This is still prior to the vote, mind you.
Imagine these were all interspersed between claims of “IT WAS A PLANT!”
This goes up in the Hall of Fame of mindfucks:
Blacks in the middle class? SOCIALISM! Just like the nazis wanted!
Nothing like a cartoon nose winking emoticon when referencing centuries of violent white power mob lynchings!
central_va posted this to multiple threads, but the mods must have missed pulling this one!
If he’d only have waited a week he’d realize the FBI comes in full daylight while you’re at a funeral!
Do your kids know you’re signing them up for this?
They don’t let you take those things out on a day pass, you know.
Boy, I can’t imagine any hyperbolic rhetoric over an extended period of time could have had any bearing on your emotional reaction to this piece of legislation.
God bless the White Boomer, holder of the American-American cultural memory.
Time to get the military on our side before they misinterpret our restoration of the republic as a revolution!
Up next: the health care bill fallout, lots of explanations of how Democrats are being pussies over death threats they totally deserve, and the War on White Christians Who Aren’t Terrorists Because They’re White and Christian!