This just in…
Special Report!
Someone is impersonating someone in the United Conservative States of America Militia!
But who is being impersonated? The email sender didn’t bother to even say! It is a complete mystery. But if you are getting emails, WATCH OUT! They are all impersonated! Even that email from your mom asking you what shoes you want for your birthday? All fake. Your Mom is really a Government Agent sewing chaos. Beware!
Don’t worry, we got a guy on the case:
So soon we shall find out the mystery of the impersonations of no one!
Until then, we leave you with the rest of TarsTarkas.NET, already in progress!
Robert, and his admin are informing people that I am a child molester.
I have made this video to show you a background check performed by our
very own Christina Hannan (private investigator) to PROVE that THIS IS
NOT TRUE!
since they have their own private investigators they should be able to solve any mysterious emails