is run by the Chinese!

The website has been popping up on my radar the past few days. Besides the scant mentions on sites like FreeRepublic and, American Grand Jury made somewhat of a splash the other day with a HUGE group action that I’m sure numbered in the high dozens, and since it involved some hilarious protestation against Glenn Beck (who still hasn’t denied he Raped and Murdered a Young Girl in 1990) I feel like I should really be paying these guys a compliment.

Through “Operation: Flood It”, now apparently “Operation: Special Prosecutor”, tens of dozens of proud Birthers coordinated through flooded the call-in lines of Glenn Beck’s radio talk-show on Monday to press Beck on the issue of President Obama Obambi Obummer Barry Sorento’s eligibility to be President of the United States. Right now the Tea Party people, Birthers, et al are a little peeved at Beck for following in the footsteps of other Conservative luminaries such as Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Michael Medved of Politico, and many more for dismissing the Obama Eligibility crowd as the ship of fools they are. What a position for Beck to take! He must be getting more liberal in his old age!

Well, actually Beck immediately accused “the liberals” of putting together an effort to Punk him on his own call in show, because of course there couldn’t POSSIBLY be any people on Beck’s side that disagree with him. Such a fickle and angry audience you’ve amassed there Glenn! Oh man, they just hate Glenn Beck so much! But back to American Grand Jury, let’s take a look at their homepage.

American Grand homepage

American Flags, check

Eagle, check

Multi-colored bolded text, check

Disgusting god-awful layout, check

Article about a Republican, check

No transparency, contact information, author attributions for posts, or any tangable “about us” information, check

Must be a Birther-made website! Most of American Grand Jury’s posts consists of articles regurgitated from World Net Daily, American Thinker, and Pajamas Media with a couple of really poorly illustrated editorial cartoons (a few of which they actually plagiarized by removing the cartoon’s text and adding their own jokes) and the occasional “Special Editorial” from the only author on the website who simply goes by the name “Bob”.

Who is Bob? Well, American Grand Jury’s website makes it impossible to find this out since there’s no About section, or Contact page, or even any email address associated with the poster “Bob”. American Grand Jury does have a hopping mad comments section though. The brave souls at will slowly pour over these comments pages to bring you more internet comedy gold soon. Thanks to the magic of ICANN’s internet registry however we can, for the first time in American Grand Jury’s short history, give you some tangible information about who owns and operates the site! Whois information for returns the following:

Domain ID:D155757881-LROR
Created On:30-Mar-2009 02:38:43 UTC
Last Updated On:20-Dec-2009 14:57:17 UTC
Expiration Date:30-Mar-2011 02:38:43 UTC
Sponsoring, Inc. (R91-LROR)
Registrant ID:CR38819421
Registrant Name:Robert Campbell
Registrant Street1:P.O. Box 1941
Registrant Street2:
Registrant Street3:
Registrant City:Nogales
Registrant State/Province:Arizona
Registrant Postal Code:85628
Registrant Country:US
Registrant Phone:+1.5202879727
Registrant Phone Ext.:
Registrant FAX:
Registrant FAX Ext.:
Registrant Email:[email protected]
Name Server:NS1.LINODE.COM
Name Server:NS2.LINODE.COM

So I guess it’s safe to assume that “Bob” is actually Robert Campbell. Robert Campbell registered his website on March 30th 2009, a time when the Birther movement was just starting to gain its steam. Googling the registrant’s phone number, 520-287-9727, turns up little to no information, EXCEPT for another Whois page for a defunct website known as The DNS for, however, is a site called which, is where all this internet detective work gets interesting, and as you could probably guess, is a internet website dedicated to talk about and the sale of Saxophones! Bob’s email address is [email protected], so he must be a good sax player himself. This is cool for me personally because I played alto sax for a couple of years in grade school. Bob Campbell might actually be a pretty cool guy (if your conversation doesn’t go beyond talk of woodwinds that is)! Meet Robert Campbell:

Robert Campbell, saxamaphone extrodinaire

No relation to Canadian comic mastermind Colin Mochrie

Colin Mochrie!

TopSax has its own blog

As well as Twitter

And even a YouTube channel

Oh and American Grand Jury has their own blog radio talk live conspiracy fun hour show, which only has 3 episodes up at the moment but is still some really crazy shit (not to mention Robert and his co-host Phil Dedrick, who is a big Resistnet guy, don’t know what the phrase “mastering audio” means). Listen through the podcasts till about 15 minutes where the hosts start to take phone calls. Some truly amazing stuff. Also another odd thing to note, according to the “About” section from Topsax, Robert Campbell actually lives in China where he owns the company that makes his “top quality” super-cheap saxophones. This would make some sense since Bob’s audio on the podcast sounds phoned in, but isn’t that really incredibly ironic? Robert Campbell, owner of and petitioner of the US government and sitting US president doesn’t even live in this country? Do fans and members of realize this? The dude lives, makes money, and owns businesses in China, the biggest Communist country in the world! He must know Barry Sorento and Barry’s Communist allies pretty well now.

Written by skiplogic