[adrotate banner=”1″]There is crazy, and then there is CRAAAAAA-Zy, and then there is Susan Herbert. Now there is a theory of Peak Wingnut, which was supposed to be the point where Wingnut Craziness reached its zenith and then they slowly but begrudgingly accepted Obama as their president. As you know, that never happened and the crazy has just gotten crazier. It used to be that Dr. Orly Taitz Esq. Jr. T.E. NAMBLA was the Queen of the crazy train, with her crazy TV rantings and her filings of misspelled lawsuits all across the land. But a challenger has emerged. Poised to knock Orly off the top of the mountain. She is a perfect storm of crazy. The kind of insane you only see in movies and dismiss as a writer’s fantasy. And, of course, she posts on Resistnet.com! Why wouldn’t she?

Susan Herbert, Nonlawyer Woman. This fall on Fox!

Um, okay…

Wait, there is an original constitution? Oh, she’s talking about that US is a Corporation conspiracy theory, which is what you think if you are frakking stupid and read about how Washington DC got their government.

So she is going to find part of the Constitution (the Income Tax – 16th Amendment) unconstitutional. Yeah.

I am sure the military would be shocked to know they are already in Susan Herbert’s corner.

Go home!

Yes, but…

I did not know.

Ummm…

She teaches US Law, even though she is a Nonlawyer Person?

$500 notes. Yes.

AND???

Umm…

Good Lord..

come on..

More? There’s MORE?

What does gun control have to do with Obama’s eligibility?

So bombing Oklahoma City would be okay if you filed a case in SCOTUS?

GUN is a necessary institution of government. Right.

She asked the SCOTUS to dissolve the entire government.

Give me attention!

This whole thing is because she doesn’t like taxes? Get her a diaper.

Reason #50???? There are 49 other Reasons she didn’t post?? Lady, War and Peace is not as long as your docket!

Okay, fine, shut up.

Shut up.

Seriously, SHUT UP!!

Now she is Acting Legal President and Acting Legal Commander of the USA. Thanks to filing a court case.

Sorry the commentary isn’t the usual quality, this is too insane to properly mock.

So now Susan Herbert is your President and Commander. It is perfectly legal and logical, just look at the argument she spelled out for you. So throw out your Obama pictures and put up your Susan Herbert photos. Or something. If all it takes to become president is to file a crazy lawsuit, then I’ll be your new president in a few minutes! Take that, Susan Herbert!

You might think Resistnet.com and the several other sites she posted this one would ignore her or try to encourage her to get help. Nope, they are encouraging her and cheering her on, saying what she writes is very important and all people should read it. I don’t recommend anyone reading what she wrote, even if the CIA was reading it to torture Al Qaeda suspects. But this is only the beginning, Susan Herbert has discovered the internet, and will soon go so crazy that this rant will look sane. Watch for it, it will happen. And Wingnut Web will be there.