[adrotate banner=”1″]Conan is coming back to theaters, from Nu Image/Millennium Films, who are making this a remake as well (so no King Conan script that has been floating around forever) and now director Marcus Nispel is attached. He is no stranger to remaking films, as he has already done “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” and “Friday the 13th.”

Marcus Nispel looks like a bum that used to hang out near UCSF in San Francisco that I saw all the time on the bus. Now I just imagine he is directing Conan, and arguing with his imaginary enemies all the while.

The Government put a chip in my brain!!!