Alien Video to be revealed Friday

Damn aliens are all a bunch of jerks. All they want is to rape out planet, hunt our people, and eat our brains. It’s always a cookbook! And now, someone is claiming to have actual video evidence of an alien. An alien looking through a window. Damn alien Peeping Toms! That’s is, all aliens should be killed. I’ll take a loss of Mr. Spock, Alf, and ET to take out the ID4 aliens, Predator, Alien Aliens, Greys, Reptoids, and all those other jerks. Aliens suck, suffer not the aliens to live. It’s the only way to save the planet.

Alien Video To Be Revealed To Media Tomorrow, Man Claims

The Rocky Mountain News is reporting that tomorrow the world might actually see who else is out there. A man, named Jeff Peckman, claims he will reveal video of live alien to the news media Friday. Brace yourselves. Below are some key excerpts from the story:

A video that purportedly shows a living, breathing space alien will be shown to the news media Friday in Denver.

“It shows an extraterrestrial’s head popping up outside of a window at night, looking in the window, that’s visible through an infrared camera,” he said. The alien is about 4 feet tall and can be seen blinking, Peckman said earlier this month.

An instructor at the Colorado Film School in Denver scrutinized the video “very carefully” and determined it was authentic, Peckman said.

Written by Dr. Mobusu